be a fuckin’ flyer

“i’m a hater” but some of you aren’t out there living the hater lifestyle you’re not committed if you were a real hater you’d go to church and pray for them to die

He didn't even know Peter was Spidey bro asked God to kill a PHOTOGRAPHER

i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

what was wrong with this guy's parents

literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

those people who say that you can’t buy happiness never bought a concert ticket for a twenty one pilots show.

it used to be 2007 you know

Me making my first post in the morning on Tumblr

I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say ??? This has to be fake.

Invading other countries and violating their soverignty has been what constituted the majority of french history for at least the past 500 years

Good Experience: My creative writing professor, one of the kindest, most open-minded arts teachers in any media that I have ever had, gave us an entire thirty minutes to just bring up stupid writing advice and complain about it.

Bad Experience: One of my classmates brought up how people always tell her to delete the word "very," and then she asked us how we felt about "very," and I completely forgot that I was a real boy in the real world and not on Tumbler dot Com, so I answered, "I love her. She's my girlfriend." And my professor was like "Did you just say the word 'very' is your girlfriend?????" and I had to just nod silently and reckon with the permanent damage this website has done to my brain.

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love

love and warmth and happiness and most importantly pasta

In my defence your honor, it was for the plot

#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads

i had an idea

Comic #2 of this series can be found here

I think we need more posts where mario and luigi are actually best friends.

They are def colourblind and think they got matching outfits.