Good to see you back, old man.
@ask-apple-symmetra You tried to get me down. You tried to control me. Heh… now I’m ALL OF APPLEBEES.
Did you just walk up closer to the camera?
ELLO THERE MATES
Here I am. How does this thing work?
Okay so far we have 1. @ask-walgreens-dva 2. @ask-lidl-gerard 3. @ask-best-buy-winston 4. @ask-claires-dva 5. @ask-costco-junkrat 6. @ask-buildabear-roadhog 7. @ask-hottopic-gabrielreyes 8. @ask-valve-sombra 9. @ask-greggs-tracer
I need 24 in total come on rb this if you wanna join. Dont if you don’t wanna join.
C'mon guys, please join in!
QUESTIONS???? COMMENTS?????? CONCERNS???????????? RUSSIA???????????????
COMPLIMENT: YOU COULD PROBABLY COME 2ND PLACE IN AN ARM WRESTILING MATCH WITH ME
RETURN THE S E P H O R A G O O D S
ITS NOT TOO LATE TO TURN YOURSELF IN
TO BE FAIR I THOUGHT IT WAS A FREE SAMPLE AND ALSO THOUGHT THAT IT WAS ARMOUR POLISH
WE HAVE DISNEY MERCHANDISE AND IF YOU WANT ME TO FIND YOU SOMETHING YOU JUST NEED TO ASK MY FRIEND
I am in need of some cool action figures. Badass ones.
I FEEL LIKE THESE ONES WOULD BE GOOD. THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE REMINDS ME OF YOUR MECH SUIT
each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more
we dem boys
MY BROTHERS WE DEM BOYS @ask-sears-reinhardt @ask-disneystore-reinhardt @ask-carls-jr-reinhardt @ask-coldstonecreamery-reinhardt
“WELCOME COMERADES!!!”
HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER YOUR STRONGEST COFFEE
rb if ur establishment does serve omnics
@ask-costco-junkrat @ask-wendys-lucio @ask-claires-dva @ask-famousfootwear-pharah @ask-petsmart-zenyatta @ask-rite-aid-76 @ask-dickssportinggoods-zarya @ask-sears-reinhardt @ask-starbucks-tracer @ask-auntieannes-ana @ask-baskinrobbins-mei @ask-petsmart-bastion @ask-android-bastion @ask-hottopic-gabrielreyes @ask-panerabread-widowmaker @ask-partycity-junkrat @ask-7eleven-pharah @ask-ihop-hanzo @ask-ikea-torbjorn @ask-walmart-hanzo @ask-walmart-mccree @ask-walgreens-dva @ask-walgreens-ana @ask-tacobell-balderich
OUR FRIES ARE AMAZING! COME! TRY THEM!
WELCOME MY BROTHER WE ARE GLAD YOU HAVE ARRIVED
WE HAVE DISNEY MERCHANDISE AND IF YOU WANT ME TO FIND YOU SOMETHING YOU JUST NEED TO ASK MY FRIEND
You got any of those Kylo Ren action figures, old man? The really tall ones?
I FOUND THIS ONE IN THE BACK. IS IT LARGE ENOUGH OR DO YOU NEED A BIGGER ONE?
Give me that, plus the bigger one, and in exchange I’ll give you five 3-meat whataburgers with the fixings, a soda, fries, and root beer milkshake whatasized to a large!
I SHIPPED THIS ONE IN FROM CHINA JUST FOR YOU. I PRESUME THIS WILL DO NICELY.
Trying to prove a point to @ask-lidl-gerard who stole my girlfriend
Can you hear me? How do I work this goddamn thing
@ask-walmart-hanzo @dont-ask-target-genji @ask-petsmart-zenyatta @ask-dollartree-somra @ask-ikea-torbjorn @ask-costco-junkrat @ask-sears-reinhardt @ask-android-bastion @ask-dennys-genji @ask-kfc-zarya @ask-lego-symmetra
And all you other retailwatchers
HELLO JACK. MAY I INTEREST YOU IN ANY OF OUR MERCHANDISE
I AM ALWAYS A SUCKER FOR DIDNEY SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
I FOUND THIS LUNCHBAG. I FEEL THAT IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU TO PACK THE KID’S LUNCHES INTO. OR FOR YOU TO USE YOURSELF DURING MEETINGS IT IS MULTIPURPOSE
THIS PLEASES THE DAD VERY WELL, IVE BEEN NEEDING SOMETHING TO CARRY MY LUNCH AROUND ON THE BATTLEFIELD. WILL IT PREVENT SQUISHED SANDWICHES AND CRUSHED CHIPS?
YES IT IS A BACKPACK SO IT MEANS THAT WHEN YOU WEAR IT NOBODY CAN ACCIDENTALLY SQUASH IT(AS IS WITH LOW QUALITY LUNCH BAGS)
I WILL ACCEPT THIS AND IN RETURN WOULD YOU LIKE A PEANUTBUTTER AND JELLY MY FRIEND? I HAVE APPLESAUCE AS WELL
YES MY FRIEND. MAYBE WE CAN HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER. YOU CAN BRING YOUR CAPTAIN AMERICA LUNCHBAG AND I WILL BRING MY MATCHING THOR ONE (I GOT IT ON AN EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT)
Can you hear me? How do I work this goddamn thing
@ask-walmart-hanzo @dont-ask-target-genji @ask-petsmart-zenyatta @ask-dollartree-somra @ask-ikea-torbjorn @ask-costco-junkrat @ask-sears-reinhardt @ask-android-bastion @ask-dennys-genji @ask-kfc-zarya @ask-lego-symmetra
And all you other retailwatchers
HELLO JACK. MAY I INTEREST YOU IN ANY OF OUR MERCHANDISE
I AM ALWAYS A SUCKER FOR DIDNEY SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
I FOUND THIS LUNCHBAG. I FEEL THAT IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU TO PACK THE KID’S LUNCHES INTO. OR FOR YOU TO USE YOURSELF DURING MEETINGS IT IS MULTIPURPOSE
THIS PLEASES THE DAD VERY WELL, IVE BEEN NEEDING SOMETHING TO CARRY MY LUNCH AROUND ON THE BATTLEFIELD. WILL IT PREVENT SQUISHED SANDWICHES AND CRUSHED CHIPS?
YES IT IS A BACKPACK SO IT MEANS THAT WHEN YOU WEAR IT NOBODY CAN ACCIDENTALLY SQUASH IT(AS IS WITH LOW QUALITY LUNCH BAGS)
Can you hear me? How do I work this goddamn thing
@ask-walmart-hanzo @dont-ask-target-genji @ask-petsmart-zenyatta @ask-dollartree-somra @ask-ikea-torbjorn @ask-costco-junkrat @ask-sears-reinhardt @ask-android-bastion @ask-dennys-genji @ask-kfc-zarya @ask-lego-symmetra
And all you other retailwatchers
HELLO JACK. MAY I INTEREST YOU IN ANY OF OUR MERCHANDISE
I AM ALWAYS A SUCKER FOR DIDNEY SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
I FOUND THIS LUNCHBAG. I FEEL THAT IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU TO PACK THE KID’S LUNCHES INTO. OR FOR YOU TO USE YOURSELF DURING MEETINGS IT IS MULTIPURPOSE
Can you hear me? How do I work this goddamn thing
@ask-walmart-hanzo @dont-ask-target-genji @ask-petsmart-zenyatta @ask-dollartree-somra @ask-ikea-torbjorn @ask-costco-junkrat @ask-sears-reinhardt @ask-android-bastion @ask-dennys-genji @ask-kfc-zarya @ask-lego-symmetra
And all you other retailwatchers
HELLO JACK. MAY I INTEREST YOU IN ANY OF OUR MERCHANDISE
