Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #lenin twice a day.

Wood Ducks (Aix sponsa), L - female, M/R - males, family Anatidae, order Anseriformes, FL, USA

photograph by Jimmy Epper

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

why does every antpitta look like a forlorn little man badly drawn by a child

these are the same man to me

Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

This was intended to be a 30 note shitpost for my Florida mutuals but I forgot that actually everyone loathes Ron DeSantis. Genuinely heartwarming 🥹

literally rocks for brains. "shes being detained to reevaluate if the Feds messed up by giving her a green card she wasnt eligible for" because the ineligibility is based on an op-ed she has the right to write. the courts have went over that first amendment rights are generally equivalent for noncitizens. what the fuck is wrong with these people literally justifying and pandering government propaganda. She was abducted and handcuffed and put in a car for 4 hours not knowing who took her or why. "They could literally free themselves by just moving back" are you fucking stupid? you mean being coerced to leave. they have a right to sue the fucking ellipses to mock them "they could just leave" they have the right to sue. This is just repackaged xenophobia acting like its ridiculous immigrants would want to sue for injury by the government. mahmoud khalil is married and probably doesnt want to make the choice to separate from his wife and future child. block these fucking tools.

this is the most obvious red scare/mccarythist intimidation that an idiot can see right through it but zionists are so desperate theyll accept approval of their beliefs from Trump and Rubio. fucking lame. These people would have cheered the deportations of socialist jews in world war ii

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

of course! let me just-

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dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking 

[ID 1: a set of four gifs. The first one shows Data falling over behind Worf and Worf looking over his shoulder afterwards. The other three gifs are identical but each rotated 90 degrees from each other so that it appears Data is continuously falling in a counterclockwise circle.

ID 2: a comment by @itcanbechangedlater that says, “Behold, the Brent Spinner!”

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did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

Everyone who uses threads seems like they live on a different plane of reality than everyone else