I am DuKe TriSTaN RicHArdS Of KaRLinGTon!

Damien meeting Dames

Happy September 21st everyone!

Seems like a legit form of measurement

Bless whoever posted this ad.

theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends

she screm

Why is this so amazing I can’t

The dolphin brought her phone back

Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭

awww baby 🐬

“it’s never gonna work again but thanks” lmfo

DONT FUCKING REVIVE THIS ANCIENT DISCOURSE

but Henry infinite chocolate

this is how it actually works. mystery solved, y’all are welcome. 

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Thank you for helping to resolve this persistent existential crisis

FUCKING THANK YOU, I knew logically it didn’t work I just couldn’t brain WHY

Have they mentioned before that Zig’s father is German?

I feel u chris I feel u…

my mc rolling into her graduation with no memories and no inspiration