Avatar

Rambles and Tales

@carpemermaidtales / carpemermaidtales.tumblr.com

Mary | 30 | Hufflepuff | Bi
Indie author of character-driven LGBT romances under the pen name Mara Townsend. You can see behind the scenes of that here! Want to see more? Connect with me on Instagram and pop over to my website to get free downloads!
Longtime Drarry + Wolfstar + HP enthusiast, writer, and artist.
Avatar
Avatar

Been wanting to do this for a while, put all my book children together for a picture. Since the newest book comes out tomorrow, I finally got around to doing it! Some WIPs not pictured (mainly 3 outside of my current series project that have a lot of words in them but are all on pause haha 💀 but my goal is to finish at least one of those this year as well)

To that anon that asked me a while ago if I thought it was worth it to chase this as a career or just focus on a love of writing, my answer is the same. Keep at it if being a published author is what you want. This year I’m making a full time income. Every day, every book, it gets better and I love it!

Avatar
Avatar

I know we joke about posts being like "enemies to lovers 100k slowburn" but Im actually reading one right now and they didn't even fucking smile at one another until over 50k in. I'm at around 80k right now and one of them finally cracked and is calling the other by their first name instead of their last. Neither of them are even fucking pining yet. They're not even giving me the satisfaction of that sweet sweet yearning.

Avatar
vina-writes

I’m reading Changing Tides by @carpemermaid and it’s slowly breaking me

@dracothecupcake​ I’m delighted to have the honor of slowly destroying you with that sweet sweet slowburn hahaha

Avatar
Avatar

I haven’t read Drarry in more than a year, and yet, today, a masterpiece sprung right in front of my eyes, bit by bit, taking shape in all its hilarious unadulterated glory. 

I herby present you, a new ficlet by unadulteratedstorycollector :

Title: Pick Me Up  G,1313 words
Summary: Draco loses the bones in his legs. Harry is unsympathetic 
Tags: Auror Harry Potter, Auror Draco Malfoy, Auror Partners, Crack, One long joke, actually, a series of jokes about having no bones, in your legs

Excerpt:

“Fuck off,” Draco growls. He looks like he might be crying, which Harry can forgive because his bones have just been shattered and then vanished. Harry would be crying too. Before Harry can move, not that he was planning on doing so, Draco is dragging himself along the floor again. His wand is between his teeth, and he’s muttering something to himself.

He gets about a foot down the road when Harry starts to follow him.

“Do you need me to carry you?” he asks, sidestepping quickly before Draco can swing for his junk.

“Don’t fucking touch me,” Draco says around his wand. Harry holds up his hands before shoving them into his pockets. He strolls slowly down the road next to his partner, enjoying the spring evening, and pointedly ignoring the scrape and shuffle of Draco dragging his lifeless legs along the floor. It rained today. Lots of nice puddles along the street.

After ten minutes of walking excruciatingly slowly, Harry gets bored. He looks down to a sweaty, angry Draco and takes his own life into his hands. “How about I grab your arms and just drag you along the floor? It might be quicker.”

Avatar
Avatar

Sending off the decade with a big damn bang as I look back on the dreams I chased and caught in 2019!

In the last 10 years I: met Mx Mermaid, traveled the world, started a successful business, moved to a new state, rediscovered fandom, met amazing people, married Mx Mermaid, adopted a cat, wrote 784,489 words, participated in 2 zines and countless fests across different fandoms, rekindled a love of art, rekindled a love of reading, dreamed big.

In the last year I: traveled some more, bought my first house, turned 30, adopted a rescue dog, wrote a book, published a book, published some more books, went to a book festival with friends, wrote 248,858 words, and dreamed even bigger for the new year.

Happy New Year, everyone! Thanks for your friendship, your support, your kind words, your silent lurking, your encouragement, your smiles, and your well wishes! Thanks for being part of this with me! Thanks for being you!

Avatar
Avatar

Waxing Poetic for Christmas - Out NOV 29

A Steamy New Adult MM Holiday Romance Short Story

Looking for a quick holiday read to keep you warm by the fire? WPFC is a 14,000 word short story and the perfect pick me up during the holiday season! This one’s for every one of you that have been naughty and nice this year ;)

WPFC has all this and more: ✔️New Adult MM Romance ✔️Snowed In ✔️Light BDSM ✔️Wax Play ✔️Aftercare ✔️Holiday Sweaters ✔️A Sweet + Sugary HEA

Pre-order now: bit.ly/waxingpfc Add to Goodreads TBR: bit.ly/36U9gNI

OUT NOW! Amazon US ➜ bit.ly/waxingpfc Universal Link ➜ books2read.com/waxingpfc

WPFC is on sale this week for 99c!

Avatar
Avatar

2019 Creative Accomplishments

Ahh @aibidil​ tagged me to play and I’m just now getting around to it haha. Between photo editing and writing I can tell y’all I look every inch the gremlin I am at the moment. Approach with caution and have snacks handy for bribing purposes.

For 2019 there’s a bunch I’m proud of:

Publishing my novel, Matchmaking Beyond the Veil (Paranormal MM romance, drarry vibes, ghosts and magic and mystery)

Publishing in general, this year in addition to my novel I put out 3 novellas and 2 short stories across different romance subgenres.

Getting to write for fanfair and finally tackling a fic idea I’d wanted to do for over 3 years! Gravity Centered (7k, E, Drarry)

Managing 27k of fic alongside my original fiction writing! I wrote in 2 new fandoms this year: Carmen Sandiego (Netflix) and Suits.

Tagging anyone who wants to play because I must return to my writing and photo editing cave!

Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
drarryawards

The nominations for the 2019 Drarry Awards are now open!

Categories include:

  • Best Fic 2019
  • Best Fluff Fic 2019
  • Best Angst Fic 2019
  • Best Smut Fic 2019
  • Best Funny Fic 2019
  • Best Fic By A New Writer 2019
  • Best Fic And Art Collaboration 2019
  • Best 8th Year Fic 2019

Nominations will be open until 20th January 2020, followed by an announcement on 25th January 2020. Then you have a month to read the nominated fics and vote for your favourites before the winners are announced on 25th February 2020!

Rules

  • Each category will have two winners.
  • Maximum two nominations per category, per voter.
  • Your nomination must include the title, author(s) and link to be counted.
  • Fics nominated must have a final publication date in 2019.
  • Self-nominating is allowed and encouraged.
  • You do not have to nominate a fic for every category.
  • Comics, texting fics, epistolary and social media posts are eligible.
  • An author can be nominated more than once.
  • If an author asks you not to nominate them please respect that. Check the writers not elligible for nomination tag before you nominate a fic.
  • You can edit your nomination until nominations close on 20th Janurary.
  • New rule: fics only on Wattpad and Livejournal are not elligible.
  • New rule: anyone found to be harrassing authors or suspected admins in relation to the awards will be banned from all future awards.

Disclaimer

No personal data is collected via the nominations google form or any other source. If being nominated causes you anxiety we will respect that and remove your nomination immediately.

Avatar
Avatar

Waxing Poetic for Christmas - Out NOV 29

A Steamy New Adult MM Holiday Romance Short Story

Looking for a quick holiday read to keep you warm by the fire? WPFC is a 14,000 word short story and the perfect pick me up during the holiday season! This one’s for every one of you that have been naughty and nice this year ;)

WPFC has all this and more: ✔️New Adult MM Romance ✔️Snowed In ✔️Light BDSM ✔️Wax Play ✔️Aftercare ✔️Holiday Sweaters ✔️A Sweet + Sugary HEA

Pre-order now: bit.ly/waxingpfc Add to Goodreads TBR: bit.ly/36U9gNI

OUT NOW! Amazon US ➜ bit.ly/waxingpfc Universal Link ➜ books2read.com/waxingpfc

Avatar
Avatar

Gravity Centered

Author: @carpemermaidtales For the 2019 @hd-fan-fair​ – Career Theme: Professional Broom Racers, Secondary Theme: Travel Notes: Thanks @aibidil, @buildyourwalls, and @gingertodgers for cheering me on + helping me polish this up! Tags/Content: competitive frenemy rivalry, banter, UST, angry kissing, wand sharing, glove kink Summary: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are two of the best flyers in the International Professional Broom Racing League. To fans, they’re a pair of competitive rivals that trade skillful wins back and forth, but after they finish each grueling race around the world is that all there is between them? Or: Harry tastes the wind on Malfoy’s tongue. Read on AO3

Avatar
Avatar

Gravity Centered

Author: @carpemermaidtales For the 2019 @hd-fan-fair​ -- Career Theme: Professional Broom Racers, Secondary Theme: Travel Notes: Thanks @aibidil, @buildyourwalls, and @gingertodgers for cheering me on + helping me polish this up! Tags/Content: competitive frenemy rivalry, banter, UST, angry kissing, wand sharing, glove kink Summary: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are two of the best flyers in the International Professional Broom Racing League. To fans, they’re a pair of competitive rivals that trade skillful wins back and forth, but after they finish each grueling race around the world is that all there is between them? Or: Harry tastes the wind on Malfoy’s tongue. Read on AO3

Avatar
Avatar

 🌟What Happened In Vegas - Out NOV 25th!🌟

Looking for a little something to read over the holidays? Check out Jesse and Luke’s friends-to-lovers fake dating and accidental marriage coming to you November 25th for FREE by joining my newsletter! 

A fake relationship and accidental Holy Matrimony.

Jesse Montgomery’s Instagram famous ex-fiancee has invited him to her wedding in Vegas because it’s “good for business”, Jesse has to think fast. After many failed attempts at trying to find a date, he asks his best friend Luke to see if he can be his date and pretend boyfriend. Jesse will need to keep the real reason his relationship failed a secret, especially from Luke.
Luke Turner has known Jesse since they were kids. Jesse is his best friend…and the person Luke has held in his heart for as long as he can remember. Will he be able to play the perfect fake boyfriend without risking a broken heart?
When Jesse and Luke wake up after a night of pre-wedding celebrations and find that they are married, everything changes. Will they be able to survive the wedding and their feelings for one another? 

What Happened In Vegas is a fast paced 26k+ novella featuring friends-to-lovers fake dating, accidental marriage, a very, very, fond relationship with a flamingo tie and a very HEA. Be sure to check out Jesse and Luke’s story on how they navigate their wild journey in Vegas! 

  • Mailing List Signup: http://bit.ly/37e4VFu
  • Instagram: gwen.martin.author 
  • Website: gwenmartinauthor.com 

Y’all need more fake dating? Accidental marriage? Of course you do! I got to read this early and oooohhhh boyyyyy it’s fire-emoji!! 

Avatar
Avatar

Waxing Poetic for Christmas - Out NOV 29

A Steamy New Adult MM Holiday Romance Short Story

Looking for a quick holiday read to keep you warm by the fire? WPFC is a 14,000 word short story and the perfect pick me up during the holiday season! This one’s for every one of you that have been naughty and nice this year ;)

WPFC has all this and more: ✔️New Adult MM Romance ✔️Snowed In ✔️Light BDSM ✔️Wax Play ✔️Aftercare ✔️Holiday Sweaters ✔️A Sweet + Sugary HEA

Pre-order now: bit.ly/waxingpfc Add to Goodreads TBR: bit.ly/36U9gNI

Avatar
Avatar

Who better to play fake boyfriend than his business partner?

It’s October! That means Oliver + Micah’s friends-to-lovers fake dating story is coming at you soon! Newsletter subscribers will receive it for free in a fake dating giveaway of 25+ stories on October 21 if you’d like to sign up to my mailing list for early access before it’s released! It’s also available for pre-order now and will be out November 4, 2019 in Kindle and Kindle Unlimited! If you’re in the mood for a quick read, this is for you!

Oliver has carved out a good life for himself with his business partner and best friend, Micah. While Oliver handles the boring parts of their business, Micah spends his days subsisting on far too much coffee, tending to his collection of office plants, and losing himself in lines of code. But then the invitation—the summons—to a family event comes and throws Oliver’s carefully cultivated balance into chaos.
One thing is certain: Oliver can’t face his judgmental family alone. The one person he trusts to play his pretend boyfriend is the only one that’s off-limits.
[Love] Overwrite Command is a fast-paced MM friends-to-lovers romance novella featuring fake dating, pining business partners, an overabundance of plants, interesting flavor combinations, a moat, and a HEA.

Mailing List Sign Up: subscribepage.com/maratownsendauthor Pre-Order on Amazon: amzn.to/2ozRkGB Universal Link: books2read.com/u/3yv98V Add it to your Goodreads: bit.ly/31OuLg3

💜 Friends to Lovers🕵️ Fake Boyfriends💻 Computer Nerds🥯 An Ode to Bagels

Have you gotten your fake boyfriends fix yet? Oliver + Micah’s love story is waiting for you!

Avatar
Avatar
Anonymous asked:

Do you make a lot of money from your published work? Is it worth doing for that reason? Or is it better to just concentrate on love of writing and sharing stories with other people?

I think the only way I can really answer your question on whether or not it’s worth it is to ask you if you want to follow a dream or not? Publishing a book was a longtime dream of mine but I didn’t think it was possible until I learned about how far self publishing has come.The key to making money with published work is actually the same concept as fic writing, you want to produce plenty of content and produce it often to grow a fan base of readers. I’ve made a decent amount, not quit-my-day-job good just yet, but it’s heading that way in an upward trajectory. Each of my releases so far have broken even on what I spent on them (covers, editing, promotion, etc) or made profit, so I’ve been lucky enough so far not to have a loss. And I’ve definitely not lost any love of writing, if anything it’s made me love writing even more, and I do still write fanfic.It’s a business and I’m growing it slowly. My goal is to make it earn a comfortable full time living income, but I also do it because I love writing and I want to share it. Before I even pursued my author endeavors I sat down and did my research on self publishing and made a business plan and goals. I recommend anyone interested in publishing their work do the same! There’s a lot of information available and it is definitely overwhelming to take it in. I recommend checking out Craig Martelle’s book on self publishing as well as Chris Fox’s series (Write to Market in particular is really helpful in understanding how to research genre expectations - I also recommend his newsletter). Talking to other authors helps a lot, too! There’s a lot of choices and flexibility when it comes to publishing – self or traditional or hybrid, wide (every store) or exclusive (like amazon only), how you promote your work and connect with your readers, etc.I’m always here for anyone interested in publishing original work if you have questions or need a point in the right direction to get started! I hope this helps to answer your questions, anon!

Avatar
Avatar

Who better to play fake boyfriend than his business partner?

It’s October! That means Oliver + Micah’s friends-to-lovers fake dating story is coming at you soon! Newsletter subscribers will receive it for free in a fake dating giveaway of 25+ stories on October 21 if you’d like to sign up to my mailing list for early access before it’s released! It’s also available for pre-order now and will be out November 4, 2019 in Kindle and Kindle Unlimited! If you’re in the mood for a quick read, this is for you!

Oliver has carved out a good life for himself with his business partner and best friend, Micah. While Oliver handles the boring parts of their business, Micah spends his days subsisting on far too much coffee, tending to his collection of office plants, and losing himself in lines of code. But then the invitation—the summons—to a family event comes and throws Oliver’s carefully cultivated balance into chaos.
One thing is certain: Oliver can’t face his judgmental family alone. The one person he trusts to play his pretend boyfriend is the only one that’s off-limits.
[Love] Overwrite Command is a fast-paced MM friends-to-lovers romance novella featuring fake dating, pining business partners, an overabundance of plants, interesting flavor combinations, a moat, and a HEA.

Mailing List Sign Up: subscribepage.com/maratownsendauthor Pre-Order on Amazon: amzn.to/2ozRkGB Universal Link: books2read.com/u/3yv98V Add it to your Goodreads: bit.ly/31OuLg3

💜 Friends to Lovers🕵️ Fake Boyfriends💻 Computer Nerds🥯 An Ode to Bagels

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.