attend the tale of tweeney sod

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nobody wants to know about the willow that grows aslant the fucking brook, gertrude, can't you see we're busy screaming
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Anonymous asked:

it's so funny of you to call six lazy writing on a post someone made for six like first of all that's rude as shit, make your own post, and second, the writing is supposed to be comical. that song is the most comical one in the show. don't be ignorant and mind ur own business šŸ˜˜

this is exactly the kind of thing that made me log off Tumblr for so long lmfao

having an opinion isĀ ā€œignorantā€ now huh? if I want to express an opinion of mine Iā€™ll do it wherever and whenever I want. why donā€™t you mind your own fucking business, or better still, come off anon. or are you too much of a coward to do that?

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schuylering

AMAZING

It is a well known fact that Latin is the true language of the gays

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espill

in Spain, ā€œentenderā€ (to understand), is very much used in the same way. ā€œElla entiendeā€ = she understands = she is a lesbian

*points at girl* does sheā€¦you knowā€¦.understand??

Technically ā€œentendā€ is the verb ā€œentendreā€ which translates to ā€œto hearā€. So it would be: ā€œhe doesnā€™t hear latinā€.

But idk

Sometimes I worry for people who approach language learning thinking "this word has one (1) meaning". Next time you want to correct the French of actual French people, don't. Lmao

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robespeeair

A Seriousā„¢ Long Post

Back on June 6th, I made a bunch of pretty casual posts about writing a new musical based on the barricade part of Les Mis. To be honest, I didnā€™t take myself seriously in that moment because even if the music turned out ok, the libretto would almost certainly be a dumpster fire; Iā€™m not a natural at poetry at all. But then I actually composed music for a show and itā€™s a whole thing now??? Iā€™m wrapping up my rough draft right now.

The current title is Revolutions Are Not Built of Paving Stones, which is based on Enjolrasā€™sĀ ā€œhorizon that is visible from the top of the barricadeā€ speech (which is a whole song in the show because how could I not?). It uses a cast of 10 people (every ami +Marius), and a undefined amount of national guardsmen. Everyone plays multiple characters, especially going into the second act, which deals with what happens after the barricade, but more on that later.

Instrumentation (for those who care) is piano, string quartet, two flutes, clarinet in Bb, bassoon, and a singularā„¢ percussionist. This isĀ reallyĀ small for a pit band, but Iā€™m pretty hellbent on having an actual ensemble when this hopefully gets performed next year at some point, so I kept it to a reachable size. As a whole, the musical is quite small. Itā€™s probably about an hour long, but itā€™s dense, if that makes sense.

Itā€™s really hard for me to know exactly what to write about a whole music, and I certainly have never finished a project this substantial until now, so Iā€™m just gonna list things I think are cool about it:

  • I wrote a madrigal for the wedding scene, and Iā€™ve never done fifth species counterpoint so hard in my life.
  • I always found the Le Cabuc interaction interesting, and thereā€™s a musical number for that
  • Do you permit it? (Need I say more?)
  • Separate Jehan death scene and yes it is super sad(also, Jehan is played by the lead soprano, who also plays Cosette, Gavroche, and someone else Iā€™m leaving as a surprise)
  • The ā€œfive less, one moreā€ song slaps pretty hard imo
  • Marius sees ghosts, mostly in the second act, but also once in the first act (itā€™s his dad)
  • Lots of pants parts

I definitely have not included everything I ought to have in this post, but the basic idea of it this: i did a whole musical thingy and im gonna try my darndest to get it performed and recorded.

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wigshewrote

Picture This: Sweeney Todd is announced to return to Broadway, pretty decent cast and crew attached but not much is said about the production, occasionally a production photo or behind the scenes video is released, it looks like your standard Sweeney Todd, but other than that not much it said or revealed about the production. Time for previews finally rolls around but itā€™s surprisingly limited. Press isnā€™t even brought in until opening. The few that get to see the previews are oddly quiet about it. Finally, itā€™s opening night. People settle in for the same old production of Sweeney Todd but curtain goes up and THEYRE WRONG. Itā€™s Disco Sweeney Todd, fully staged and fully realized. It runs for 37 years.

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Every time I see a post about updog Iā€™m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but whatā€™s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, thatā€™s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

Youā€™re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, thatā€™s uptalk.Ā  Youā€™re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

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argumate

surely thatā€™s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

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regexkind

Thatā€™s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

Youā€™re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

no thatā€™s an updraft

updog isnā€™t a noun at all, itā€™s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

No, thatā€™s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on peopleā€™s laps.

No thatā€™s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No thatā€™s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Whatā€™s a henway?

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eversolewd

Oh, about 5 pounds.

GOTTEM

this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child

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god not to sound like the guy in theĀ ā€œyou complain about society yet you partake in societyā€ meme, but does no-one else find it unbelievably obnoxious when people use tumblr to complain about tumblr beingĀ ā€œbadly runā€ orĀ ā€œstaff being incompetentā€??? yes itā€™s fine to bring specific problems to the attention of staff but if youā€™re just going to moan without an actual grievance that can be solved without creating a host of new problems then fuck off. this website actually functions pretty well most of the time lmfao, the people who are complaining so clearly have no clue the legal and technical complications in running a huge social media platform. trust me you couldnā€™t do a better job.

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i realized today that despite its origins i dont think ag has ever had a girl whos into history. like archeology yeah but not like. research and going to museums and reading old documents and books and stuff???? where is our historian girl????Ā 

šŸ‘GirlšŸ‘ofšŸ‘thešŸ‘year šŸ‘2020šŸ‘

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#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history

This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.

Itā€™s still hillarious.

One of my favorite lines

I kinda feel like the writers wrote this line specifically to drive the kind of fans who want to figure out how sci-fi tech would theoretically work crazy. Theyā€™re like ā€œnope! Weā€™re not going to give you any techno babble to tear apart or investigate or mull over to tell us how weā€™re doing it wrong, or how it compares in effectiveness to similar tech in other franchises.ā€

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knitmeapony

I also feel like this is one of those times when the TARDISā€™s translation circuit just gave the fuck up. Like the ā€˜physics physics physicsā€™ scene, where he is imparting secrets of the universe and the TARDIS is like THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS IN ENGLISH DAMN IT DOCTOR OH HELL FUCK IT.

OH MY GODS she TOTALLY edits his speech. I be he actually swears a fuckton but the TARDIS is like THERE ARE CHILDREN

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Iā€™M LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 DAYS OMFG STOP

omfg its back

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Meet Phebeā€¦

Name: Phebe Rajamurthy

Age: 15

Era: 1884

Qualities: friendly, accepting, dutiful, musical

Talents: classical languages, playing the sitar, singing

Phebe was born at the height of the British Raj to an Indian noble father and an English mother. Her motherā€™s desire for her to get a ā€˜proper English educationā€™ sees her leaving behind her family and elite Anglo-Indian society for a girlsā€™ boarding school in the Peak District. Cultures collide at Castleton Ladiesā€™ College, and Phebe must have all her wits about her to battle homesickness, certain other pupils, and even the teachers - especially a certain music-mistress who has never even heard of the sitar.

ā€¦and her best friend, Amabel (under the cut)

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