Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS

i’ve had this queued since last christmas eve

I had this queued since september 

I had this queued since last December

I SHOULD BE SEEING THIS ON MY DASH LIKE 5 TIMES A DAY NOW COME ON WHERE YALL AT

I will stop after Christmas

I won’t

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS ONCE ON MY DASH THIS YEAR??????

me trying to get fit

don’t worry, Albus

you ARE like your father

you go for the dumbest possible course of action in 0.2 second, just like him.

Date a boy who isn’t straight

depression sucks because you could be half way done dancing in your underwear and making cookies and all the sudden everything is pointless and you feel so lost and worthless and have no motivation to breath and it’s like ??????? theses cookies were going to be great ??? calm down depression ?? pls ?

i started writing original fiction because of a comment i got on a house md fic i wrote when i was 12 years old. someone said “this is out of character, house and wilson would never act like this.” so i thought, “if i make my own characters, no one can ever tell me they’re out of character, because i decide,” and i started planning my first novel. now i’m 23 and i’ve written 4 novel-length works, i have a degree in publishing and i work at a literary magazine, largely because someone insulted my house fanfiction. follow your dreams.

succeed out of spite

romantic entanglement…

…would complete you as a human being.

Current mood.

sell it bob

you’ll notice a pattern that every talented and creative and artistic person in history was gay

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

Every cell in my body knows how to replicate DNA yet I’m not in on it, so I have to spend hours studying it.

Anyone else’s blogs turning into a mix of lighthearted fandom content and deeply upsetting politics? Cause mine is.

my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like me: i was looking at memes about it