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@voidbeantm / voidbeantm.tumblr.com

business casual cryptid
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mothomens
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localpubliclibrary

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#✨ nothing ✨#i'm too queasy to eat in the morning and really only get hungry about an hour or two before my lunch break#and at that point there's no point in eating bc then i won't be hungry enough for lunch#but in the rare occasions i get hungry enough to go ''fuck lunch'' i keep a stash of cup noodles on my desk
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temporalreplicsimile
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prokopetz

I think one of the starkest illustrations of how incoherent Hasbro's goals for Dungeons & Dragons are is that they made the writers take out all the direct references to dragon-fucking in 5E in a bid to render the IP more advertiser-friendly, but still insisted upon keeping a bunch of stuff whose narrative context strongly implies dragon-fucking front and centre in the brand identity, so now the Player's Handbook has gotta play coy about where dragon-blooded sorcerers come from.

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prokopetz

"Perhaps one of your ancestors [MADE A BARGAIN] with a dragon, or perhaps you're the first of a new sorcerous bloodline as a result of a [BARGAIN] with a dragon". Yeah, I bet it was quite the "bargain".

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archis-kaito

Unbelievably huge dragon d[ISCOUNT]

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temporalreplicsimile
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rosedominatesyou

Foreplay with a robot girl where I slowly keep removing RAM from her while she’s still trying to tell me about the things she’s into

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lillys-shadow

o-o

this sounds terrifying

imagine someone explaining their kinks while you rip out parts of their brain

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this is what happens when you take ram out of a computer while its on

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pc-98s

absolutely insane seeing pictures i took at work on a robot kink post

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rosedominatesyou

this is amazing because these are the exact pictures that inspired this post. we’ve come full circle. The world is incredible

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