What if I put dark energon in Ravage’s fuel?
Try it and lose a limb. A limb you like
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What if I put dark energon in Ravage’s fuel?
Try it and lose a limb. A limb you like
I’m free from the tit prison lets fucking party
Uttering the words “tit prison” out-loud gets you a one-way sentence to the tit prison
Okay but you just said it twiiiiice sooo, who’s in the wrong here?
You, for making me say it
Soundwave: - nice - listens to me - is happy to see me Soundwave’s casettes: - mean - rude - call me “green frisbee” I don’t know what I’m doing wrong
I take offense. I have never called you green frisbee
You’re green chew-toy
That’s even worse! …also, please don’t chew on me
would you prefer green scratching post?
I’m free from the tit prison lets fucking party
Uttering the words “tit prison” out-loud gets you a one-way sentence to the tit prison
Some of you are wondering if I run around at night because I am a cat You're wrong I run around at night because I’m an asshole
memecat ravage strikes again
If Cybertron passed leash laws What you all presume: I will be leashed What actually would happen: Rumble and Frenzy are on child leashes
Soundwave: - nice - listens to me - is happy to see me Soundwave’s casettes: - mean - rude - call me “green frisbee” I don’t know what I’m doing wrong
I take offense. I have never called you green frisbee
You’re green chew-toy
An extra hour in the blaster tit
I am the boob guardian, guardian of the boob
Ravage is the true leader of the Decepticons he is the puppet master and we are all subject to his whims.
I say this because I just witnessed Megatron sit on the floor because Ravage was asleep in his chair/throne thing
Everything I say is a catcall
@catposting ye.
Me taking down Howback
After a lot of reading, I’ve learned that catcalling isn’t an act of frame discrimination
I leave for a month and the Lost Light turns into a hippie commune
cats don’t get sick
I’ve only been sleeping for the past week to fight off the cold symptoms that my healthy body is exhibiting
now if you’ll excuse me, i have more napping to do