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Honestlyijustwantanap

@theactualbigchonk

I’m a pansexual trans man who’s very tired. Don’t message me about being my sugar daddy. Please message me if you want a friend I’m so lonely.
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You’re not in a coma, what you’re experiencing right now isn’t a coma. No one is trying to wake you up, you’re awake and safe and here right now

You’re not dead, what you’re experiencing right now isn’t the afterlife or hell. You haven’t died, you’re still very much alive, everyone around you is alive, you’re safe and alive on earth right now

You’re not fake, what you’re experiencing right now isn’t a simulation. You’re flesh and blood and so is everyone around you, you’re safe and real and so are they

You aren’t being watched, no one is looking for you and no one can spy on you. You’re safe, no one is spying on you, there aren’t any hidden cameras

You aren’t going to be killed, there is no one trying to kill you or break into your house. You’re safe, everyone is safe, no one is going to hurt you

Pinning this so I can see it when I’m delusional

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Something cursed from my discord

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sploinky

thinking abt that tiktok trend where people held boots to their head and pretended people were steppimg on them. wbts the fuck was tbat

It was for sexy reasons stfu

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sploinky

the big three r literally a poly couple you cant tell me otherwise

this is literally abby sam and sebastian (who r also a poly couple <3)

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Jokes on everybody who doubted me, I’m figuring out where my discord buddy lives and I’m gonna go fuck them ✌️

Get ready Alex baby I’m on my way

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popsunner

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

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hecho-a-mano

Iconic post ngl

I’m sorry but Denki and Jirou

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I did this a long time ago for somebody else and it blew up, so I’m hoping this may get the same attention?

Hi I’m Gray, and this is a 1 note= 1 day for me. Basically each like, comment, or reply equals one day of me staying alive. I feel kinda stupid but I need all the support I can get right now, just please don’t message me. Anyways, thanks for helping out 💜

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Unpopular opinion:

Learning to love yourself sometimes means you gotta be a little narcissistic for a while, and that’s ok. You’ll figure it out.

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