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remus: can you just stop arguing with james, be the bigger person
sirius: i can’t i’m only 5’9
remus: i- nevermind
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Sirius: who hurt you?
Remus: you want a list?
Sirius: *grabbing a pen and paper* yes
james: would you guys slap your sibling for £1.5 million?
sirius: i’d slap my sibling for fucking looking at me
remus: can you guys recommend books that made you cry
sirius: One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi
sirius and remus working together on a lesson
remus: sirius, stop being so useless and help with this
sirius: i’m sitting here looking good, how is that being useless
remus: you just answered your question
sirius: i’m serving as a bad example moony
sirius: you have no idea how tiring this task is
remus: wanna bet
mcgonagall: mr black, you have broken at least a dozen rules today
sirius: come on professor
sirius: we both know those are more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules
mcgonagall: what would you call a detention then?
sirius: well deserved nap time
mcgonagall: good, you’ll have a week of it
sirius:
sirius: wait
remus and sirius lying in bed together
sirius: we should get some sleep
remus: is that all you think about
sirius: only when i’m awake
remus: i- okay
lily watching james trying to lick his own nose
lily: i love him but if he’s broken, let’s not get a new one
remus: if you have the receipt we can take him back
james: admit it, lily, you love me
lily: if you had a brother and a dog, i’d choose the dog
sirius across the room: thank you
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things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever
- change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
- move the pictures on your wall
- stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all
- slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
- change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
- drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
- shower with the lights off, without music
- buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
- start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing
- wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
- listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015
Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!
The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!
This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!
because-its-warm
ITS BACK!!!!!
god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!
random student: i’m not looking for trouble
sirius: what a horrible way to live
sirius waking up in his cell in azkaban
sirius: is this a dream?
person next door: no
sirius: i thought not
sirius: if it were a dream, there’d be firewhiskey
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Kaz: We need to get through this locked door. Wylan, give me your credit card.
Wylan: Here.
Kaz, pocketing it: Thanks. Jesper, kick down the door.
random person: maybe you should wear less black
sirius: maybe you should breath less air
snape: you are, without doubt, the worst wizard I’ve ever heard of
sirius: but you have heard of me
sirius: *finger guns*
james and sirius 90% of the time james: this is either madness or brilliance
sirius: it’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide