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I was doing that at first but theres not punctuation. Yeah you can definitely sign my cast! Okay! Well I’m mostly home all the time so we can hang out here although I’d love to get out of this house as soon as possible.
Not even if you say “period” or “question mark”? That’s kind of crazy and weird. Great! I’ll make sure to be by sometime during the day, if you don’t mind, of course!
Ha well I wouldn’t object. Thanks! Yeah it’s been good. Yeah? We haven’t talked in a while. Anything new?
You are disgusting, do you know that? Ew. Now, I’m thinking of you touching girl’s boobs. You’re welcome. Good. I know you really wanted to do that. Yeah. We haven’t. Nope. Just the classes. I’ve literally been busy cause of them and I’m exhausted by the time the day ends but it’s better than nothing, right?
Probably. I think someone has told me that before. I’m pretty good.
I’m just saying those were old and you know, no one uses those unless they are trying super hard to fit in. Good to hear.
Do not try out this Chinese cleansing diet that Facebook is advertising. Does it work? Yes. Is it worth it? Nope. But I’m somewhat human again, so someone has to update me asap. What did I miss?
Keeping it honest here, it doesn’t even sound like something you should participate in because it came from Facebook. But I hope you are okay. I’ve been missing myself so I can’t exactly catch you up to date.
When life throws you a hardball, you’re unsure of what to do. Until it hits you and you’re like oh, well.
What was it that hit you that you weren’t sure to do?
Good evening, sinners, saints, and everyone in between. I’m Betsy Wilde, the hottest Kappa Gamma Phi, possibly your worst nightmare, your favorite local frat rat, etc etc. I’ve decided to grace the blogosphere with my presence and I bet y’all are absolutely thrilled about it. After doing a little bit of exploring, I’ve come to the conclusion that this site deserves the Betsy Bee tick of approval, even if it is a place where pervs can come to whack their willies. I’m willing to forget about that because I’ve come across a couple of hella dope blogs.
Now that I have your attention, I’m gonna make a few things clear for y’all.
One, I’m Betsy, not Kitty. Let’s not get the two of us mixed up. I’m just a fraction of a bit kinder than my glorious sister is. Most of the time. Two, I love cookies, pies, cakes - any type of dessert, really. Feel free to slide into my DMs to talk about dessert with me, or for the other option, which is the better option, to get my address so you can hand deliver some delicious baked good to me. Third and finally, I don’t bite. Talk to me!
Cool story. Didn’t read it but cool story, I suppose.
I just got banned from the library.
How does one exactly get banned from the library? And is said ban permanent?
Okay, typing with one hand is very very hard you guys so I just opted out of that this week. I’m finally off house arrest but another month with this dang cast thing on, speaking of which, who wants to sign it? I got a bright green one obviously. Thank goodness it’s not school time so I didn’t have to learn to write with my right hand.
Also I feel like I haven’t seen or talked to anyone in forever so text me, msg me come hang out. Anything! I need human interaction. I’ve been bubble boy the past week.
You probably could use your phone and can talk whatever you need to type out until your arm heals. I haven’t signed it yet but I wouldn’t mind signing it.
If you have a time or place, I’d be more than down to hang out with you. Human interaction is a big thing, I’m certain, and no one wants to not have it.
Well I finally joined the masses and joined The Beat. Guess I should learn all the hip lingo right? Hashtag, lol, brb, ttfn, lmao? Those are the only one’s I know and the ttfn one was in a Tigger movie I think. Anyways how are you all?
What are you? A grandpa? Your lingo needs a major upgrade, if we are being honest and I’m doing just fine. Thanks for asking. How are you? Well, outside of learning how to use The Beat.
Camp has been kicking my booty recently. Yeah that’s right I said booty because you can’t say ass at a day camp for 5th graders. Only two weeks left and then I have the whole summer to do adult things. So yeah that’s why I’ve been MIA recently guys. Taking care of my girl @notpeterxparker and then camp life! How’s everyone been?
Adult things? What? Like touch a girl’s boobs or something, DJ? Kidding. But I recall you telling me about your time to go to camp. Nice to see it’s working out for you. I’ve been fine.
@aaronpucks updated his relationship status:
Aaron Puckerman is single.
That’s so unfortunate.
15-25
15. Do you have any piercings?
Already answered.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
Yes. A heart on one of my fingers that I keep covered up.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
Only if the one I’m with is comfortable with it. I am. But I know PDAs might not be everyone else’s thing.
20. Do you shower every day?
Already answered.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
I wouldn’t know. Probably? I haven’t seen anything that would make me believe that. And if they do, they can always tells me.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Same as above. I wouldn’t know. They could or could not be.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Absolutely. Cheating is some of the lowest shit you can do to a person.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Not sure. I’m 21 now. I would be 26 then. Anything is possible.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Already answered.
1-10
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Being honest? Yes. Are they a breaking factor? No. But you know, attraction is a big part of a relationship.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
If relationships weren’t worth it, none of the people who exist would be here. Even in a shitty relationship, something had to happen for your existence to be put into motion.
3. Are you a virgin?
Fuck no. Nothing wrong with being a virgin, in case someone finds themselves offended, but that waiting shit wasn’t for me.
4. Are you in a relationship?
Not at the moment.
5. Are you in love?
Already answered.
6. Are you single this year?
Yes.
7. Can you commit to one person?
Absolutely. And I think if you feel you can’t, don’t drag someone along in your bullshit.
8. Describe your crush
No, thank you.
9. Describe your perfect mate
I’ll know when they arrive.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Already answered.
By 5's
5. Are you in love?
With life.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not for myself. But it clearly works for others.
15. Do you have any piercings?
Belly and tongue.
20. Do you shower every day?
Absolutely. No one wants to be the smelly kid in life.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
I haven’t been in one the whole year so if I do turn around and want one, it’ll solely be due to that person.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
No, I have not. It’s just a tacky thing to do, in my opinion, and it won’t mean shit when you die.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Absolutely.
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
No.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
Probably about 15-20. Listen. I love to kiss. And that’s roughly 5 years.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Absolutely not.
55. Share a relationship story.
Girl meets girl. Girl likes girl. Girl is out, girl is not out. It turns into something. But they wind up only being fleeting hook ups because one isn’t ready to come out. They wind up ‘breaking’ up. - The End.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
I believe 7 years. I was 18 and they were 25. It obviously didn’t work out.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
Kissing.
70. What turns you on?
A person who actually uses their brain is first, foremost and last.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
A guy remembered something I said as a joke and made it into a full on date. It was perfect.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Yesterday. In a relationship sense? Maybe about a year?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Sure. But if I die, remember that I was a cute person who minded her business and just wanted to be taller than I was.
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