they call me horse cause i am kicking and kicking and kicking you kicking you kick your bones apart and die forever

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

In what world is taylor swift considered a tortured poet? Tortured is burroughs on heroin, is sylvia's head in the oven, is hunter s thompsons sheer lunacy, is lynch saying he'll shoot himself if he forgets a good idea, is bukowski being a deadbeat misogynist fuck up, is a beat poet in psychosis, is 27 club, is junkie scholar, is manic depressive diagnoses, is active drug dependency, is suicidal ideations. For a beloved world famous white girl popstar to take on the title of the tortured poet is the ultimate bastardization of the tortured poet...

period...

I wish I could be this pompous, self-important, pretentious and annoying while talking about literally anything, let alone taylor swift lmbo

unforutnately not everyone is blessed with the gift

Please share and keep an eye out if you’re in the Atlanta or NOLA areas!!

most recent picture ^^

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Some tweets belong on tumblr. One such case

curious how the breakdown is considering its something ive always been open to but i know some people would never do ever

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

I've seen several sites mention this, it's real.

Do not make the MISTAKE of thinking you need to put your side forward. The Guardian is transphobic as fuck, and will twist your words. DO NOT ENGAGE.

By the way, this is in the aftermath of the Cass Report, and the goal will be to make Trans DIY something that needs to be regulated or stamped out. DO NOT ENGAGE.

my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

i would LOVE school if

this was the teacher:

this was the bus:

this was the book:

and this was the uniform:

Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

nacho: *brutally and tragically dying to protect his father*

kim and jimmy:

only if it werent for the baby! id in alt.

in addition to my furby sweater, here’s my crochet Webkinz sweater :)