Like a sandwitch

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

Saw this goofy guy just sitting with a too-wide fish in his maw.

He wasnt distressed at all, just chilling

todaysbird edit: my man is HORKING that thing down!! congrats sir

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

this youtube thumbnail makes me lose control

fairness and equal treatment for catboys

supplication

i remember when i went to the dermatologist she saw i was taking testosterone and I went ahead and explained I was transgender and she and was like "Are there different pronouns I should be using? Do you have a different name I should use?" And i said no no, it's okay. (I don't like to do it with doctors because it only ever causes trouble). But she was very insistent about it and kept trying to sort-of convince me it'd be fine for her to switch over and I kept still saying "no its alright".

only for her at the end to be like "well you might have female pattern baldness"

and suddenly it felt like we had been setting up for that punchline for the first 10 minutes.

always forget to post this stuff here, april’s sticker theme is “gone fishin’” with a salt and freshwater version🐠🐟 you can get these stickers and a sneak peek at the animals that’ll be in them here↙️ wahoo !

THEY ARE SO CUTE, ADORABLE, SQUISHABLE, HUGGABLE, I wanna EAT THEM ALIVE I feel myself like a clown, cuz I wanna draw them so much but idk who they are in lore 🤡🤡🤡

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

-Gandalf cosplayers

shit like this should be radicalizing people

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

Minding your own business and some fucking scarab just rolls a big ball of shit over you

How do you go on with life after that?