Donald Trump has been arrested

The reason we have video of Kevin McCarthy losing repeatedly and Republicans shrieking on the House floor is that the only person who can tell C-SPAN (or any other media) to turn off their cameras is the Speaker of the House.

THIS IS TRUE AND I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT IS TRUE

yes on one hand it is not an effective refutation of andrew tate’s ideology to say he has a small dick but on the other hand greta thunberg is 19 years old and literally never wanted to be a public figure and was @ed out of nowhere by a sex pest youtube personality i think she can say whatever she wants. get some perspective

like if i had 1 billion twitter followers or whatever and had had to spend years with right-wing commentators harassing me and making weird sexual comments about me and also getting trotted out to eb ignored at a climate summit every year like a show pony id be fucking killing and eating people at that point

Im-

I would simply quit my job

Zentagle Magick!

Basically it is a form of hyper sigil that you make by picking the colors and shapes that represent you intention for what you want to invoke and build up your energy as you make the zentangle and then when you finished with the zentagle then the energy to manifest gets released into the universe.

Since shapes and colors have meanings you can make various combinations using various shapes and colors when doing zentagles. And they are super quick, relaxing and a great way to invoke and build up energy of what you want to manifest and when the zentagle is done you release that energy having pretty art that is really a hyper sigil.

Practice makes perfect:

@urbantheory

I love this and it was literally the best way to show it. By starting with the practice you get to see how hard they worked on this and that it isn’t like edited or visual effects, plus you get the satisfaction of seeing the finished product at the end

[ID: a tweet by Julia @/_curly_ju that says:

When you receive an autism or adhd dx:

Neurotypicals: I'm so sorry 😔

Neurodivergents: Woohoo! Congrats 🎉🥳👏]

Once a friend told me her eight-year-old had just been diagnosed, and I spontaneously said, "OH MY GOD, CONGRATULATIONS!" Before seeing her shock and realizing that it wasn't, like, the standard socially-accepted reaction.

I think I backpedaled by explaining that I'd realized I was autistic, and that figuring it out had been really amazingly helpful and interesting.

She just smiled and thanked me for having reacted like it was a positive thing.

She told me that she was actually excited about it too, for the same reason. And that she did think it was a good thing, because (1) how could anything about her son be a bad thing? and (2) it was probably a big part of the reason he was already such an AMAZING artist.

To this day I'm kind of floored, looking back on it. That was around 2013 or so.

The best part is that we were sitting with another friend of mine, whose kid I had identified as autistic and encouraged to stand up for his needs, like screen time and quiet spaces, before he ever got diagnosed. I was really happy that she got to see people being excited about this stuff.

first of all I don’t “waste” time on stupid things I spend time on stupid things there’s a difference

when people on twitter or tiktok say "yeah tumblr is bad, its always been bad and gross and problematic" do they know its always been completely self-curated too or are we gonna leave that part out

#I always love people saying they can't escape the discourse cuz like #barring incidents of targeted harassment (which does happen) #the reason you can't escape the toxicity is you actively choose not to unfollow/block people #that's why discourse bloggers are so invested in saying blocking them means they won arguments #they need people to believe there's no escape without compromising your principles #also most of them believe they're Truth Coming Out Of The Well To Shame Mankind #when to quote someone I sadly can't remember the url of #they're actually Moron Coming Out Of Left Field To Be Annoying

Okay, real advice for newcomers who to participate in the Tumblr social sphere?

Any time one of your posts begins to get even a tiny bit of traction, go through the notes and reblog the most entertaining response.

Don’t feel the need to remark on it; you can build on it if it’s the sort of thing that invites a back-and-forth exchange, but otherwise let it stand.

The key to meeting people and making friends on this site is the willingness to let other people be funnier than you on your own post.

Keyleth and Gilmore love their sneaky bird boyfriend.

saw a thing recently about how callin ppl “y’all” and “folks” is becoming cringe. buddy you can pry those terms of address from my cold dead hands, they’re the only thing keeping me from calling everyone “honeybee”

reblog this and tag the first vine that comes to ur mind. mine is the one of the people yelling at cabbage

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What do you want to eat?

The souls of the innocent A bagel! NOOOOOOOOO Two bagels!

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