moved!

requested by anon, thanks for the suggestion :)

nobody asked for it, but here’s the dr. goondis rap from the sorrel-weed house q+a

st stephen’s cathedral in vienna

“You can’t.”

.com

internet

I'm browsing

hyperlinks

I'm clicking

“You don’t die with this!” 💀😂

I love her accent

@eryn-n-g

no one:

literally no one:

me: haha hey what if

(inspired by @sandersidess‘s logan’s speaking boxes)

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

i-

I wish for more-

please-

@eryn-n-g

You know what’s more fun than worldbuilding that makes some fantasy races EEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!!? Worldbuilding that gives the different races cultural differences that help explain why there’s a lot of conflict between them:

Goblin culture doesn’t have a concept of “Property”. A stick on the ground and a tool in a locked shed are equally up for grabs if a thing needs doing. They casually take and leave things all over their communities, eat from communal pots, and genuinely Do Not Understand why the Core Races are so Angry and prone to Violence all the time.

Consequently Goblins who live near Core communities develop a reputation as “Thieves” despite not even having a *word* for that. (The closest word they have is more like “Greedy” and it means a person that hides things so nobody else can use them, and it’s a surefire fight-starter to call a Goblin that)

Common Orc Spiritual beliefs hold that a Soul can only grow stronger by overcoming Challenges in life, and see intruding on another person’s Challenge unasked for as not just Rude, but Deeply Harmful. You’re Stealing their chance to Grow. Asking for help is deeply personal and doing so can be both a way to grow closer with them or a too-personal intrusion, depending on your existing relationship with them. An exception is Children, as far as most Orcs are concerned, all Children are fundamentally the responsibility of the Whole Community, regardless of whose child they are, or even if said child is an Orc at *all*.

This means that Orcs who live near Core neighbors often seem Rude and Standoffish if not outright hostile, because they neither ask for nor offer aid even in times of trouble, and respond to unasked for aid themselves with Anger. There are even rumors that they Steal Children, because if an Orc finds a child lost in the woods they’re pretty much immediately going to start feeding it, and if they can’t find where to bring it back to, or it doesn’t seem to be well cared for, they’re just gonna keep it. 

this is so good. someone do dragons & dwarves

Wait wait wait

Light sides: Roman, Logan, Patton

Dark sides: Janus, Remus

Virgil is neither of these

virgil:

@noblest-roman-of-all SHEA OHOHOHOHO

janus feels almost fake. like it's SO unreal. we've known him as deceit and deceit exclusively for LITERAL YEARS (eight hundred and eighteen days, i just checked) and now seeing people call him janus is SO weird

no shade but i find it really ironic how the fanders tend to see their favorite sides as 100% pure and good, while anyone who opposes them, disagrees with them, or fights with them is 100% toxic and bad, given that “having rigid morality and expecting yourself to be purely good and selfless all the time is unrealistic, unhealthy, and counterproductive” is literally the entire point of multiple episodes