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Welcome to McHanzo Hell

@kerfufflewatch / kerfufflewatch.tumblr.com

Hi I'm Jordan, welcome to McHell. 26|she/her|writer/artist sideblog for commonly-nonsensical Battletag: Kerfuffle#11766 Americas server Don't repost my stuff. :|
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No new holiday McHanzo fics from me this year, sadly, but may I interest you in some vintage works?

This Year: every cliche I could stuff into a holiday fic

Ambiguity: in which McCree is the grouch this time

and a bonus mistletoe ficlet

merr crimbus

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ayuventi

Haven’t drawn Mchanzo in a long while, but I’ve been on a kick since picking back up on reading some Mchanzo fics. 

Was inspired to try something different and enjoyed how this turned out. Couldn’t decide which I liked more, so enjoy! I’ll be selling these as prints when I get a proper store up and running! 

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robo-cryptid

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Overwatch (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada Characters: Hanzo Shimada, Jesse McCree Additional Tags: Alcohol, Drunkenness, Drunken Shenanigans, Drunken Kissing, Making Out, Sharing Clothes, Idiots in Love, Humor, Hanzo “Sausage Fingers” Shimada, Hangover, Unresolved Sexual Tension Summary:

It started, as so many bad ideas did, with an argument and too much alcohol. McCree was teasing him again about his more traditional attire, asking if he got cold, asking about tan lines, and finally, Hanzo suggested that if he was so curious, he should try wearing it himself.

McCree took it as a challenge and it… escalated.

Patreon subscribers got to read this fic last week. You can get early access to fics by becoming a patron for as little as $2 a month! For $5+ a month, you get to help me decide what the rewards will be!

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madramaut

Hi fuckers, I’m back. Thank you everyone who sent me kind DM’s or who posted incredibly supportive comments on my posts. You’re all so sweet.

Let me reward you with angst. Sorry?

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First line meme

rules: post the first line of one of your wips and tag as many people as there are words

So @summerofspock tagged me on this and I’ve been fretting because my sentences tend to be rather long and I really don’t know that many people who I know for a fact are writers and who I haven’t already seen be tagged. So I’m going rogue and I’m tagging the people who expressed a particular interest on the original post in the replies/reblogs/tags for the Good Omens Frozen AU. (Plus a couple other people. It’s a long sentence, okay?) This probably won’t be happening soon, but I’ll commit to trying to make it happen.

Crowley clung to the shadows as he snuck quietly down the dark hallway, making his way to Aziraphale’s room. 

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racketghost

Wooo, boy! I have been tagged by @summerofspock and also @ashfae as well as @nicnacsnonsense but have been dragging my feet because my sentences are typically long af and I also don’t know how many people I’m about to tag are writers. Nevertheless– here is the shortest sentence I have possibly ever written (with ZERO DASHES!):

There are still mud stains on his carpet.

Absolutely zero pressure/feel free to ignore/y’all are lovely

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liquidlyrium

Is this the next Strange Moons entry I see?? *eyes emoji*

This soulmate AU thing is kicking my ass but I’m in love with the concept. Curse my love of philosophical bullshit and overly complicated ideas *weeps*

It’s a sorry thing to be kicked out of Eden.

Uhhhhhhh let’s see here… If you don’t’ have a WIP right now that’s fine! (I’m 99.9% sure everyone I caught in my crosshairs is a writer lol) @a-ginger-in-black @hobovampire @flutiebear @madquerade @sinningsleepingandshitposting @reignbowbrite @robo-cryptid @i-solmnly-swear @witchintheredcloak @chilliebean5 Also you can ignore this if it feels like too much pressure/whatever! And if you see this on your dash and want to participate, consider yourself tagged!

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robo-cryptid

Hopefully this will be out on Patreon this week. Today if my mojo kicks in to let me edit and finish!

It started, as so many bad ideas did, with an argument and too much alcohol.

I’m not sure how many of the writers I follow are even still on Tumblr, and there’s absolutely zero pressure to join if you’re not feeling it, but: @kerfufflewatch @cryptidhanzoshimada @corvidfightclub @bloomingcnidarians (you’re a writer now, bb!!!) @emotionalmorphine @sherribonne @solivar @aughtpunk @hhgggx @fireflyquill @icecreambeach @spicedrobot @spoonbards @tevokkia @vimeddiee holy shit that’s so many people, repeating that there’s no pressure, lol. 29ujfailj ALSO if you want in, you are welcome to say I tagged you.

I don't have anyone to tag that Robo didn't already, but I can put in a sentence anyway:

McCree's no stranger to the concept of compartmentalization.

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mysteryprof

You know what would be great if we’re getting more Shimada fam lore? If we got to see - whoever family members Jeff has recently alluded to - if we got to see them confront Hanzo as he is in current lore. Casual. 

It’s been confirmed that OW 2 is taking place a year after Recall. We have no idea what Hanzo has done between Dragons, going Casual, and we haven’t gotten a clue as to how his reconciliation with Genji has gone, but I want to entertain this current idea-

Shimada assassins have been on Hanzo’s tail for 10 years.. So what happens when they see him as Casual for the first time. To think that their once heir could fall even lower? It doesn’t surprise them. They rub it in; try and get under his skin. 

No longer. Hanzo has lived under their shackles for far too long. He kills them; as he has always done, but now head held high. He walks his own path now. This is where he starts living. He acknowledges that the Shimadas are no longer his family and that the only one really left is Genji

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