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gingakid

@the-real-gingakid

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no logical reason for oatmilk to exist

Beer is just oat milk with extra steps.

There is actually! It's because almond milk tastes bad and had a bad texture. Oatmilk is infinitely better in both categories

oat water with canola oil is not what i’d describe as infinitely better but live your truth

all milk substitutes are fucking horrible and a sin on mankind for their creation

Agreed.

I agree that oat milk doesn't taste good but i will say that it's really good for people who can't drink milk like my father

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Danny Phantom x DC crossover
Regent!Jazz, Vigilante!Jazz AU
Jazz Fenton/Jason Todd (Anger management or Hardcover ship)

Master list

  • Original prompt
  • Part 2: Let the world know
  • Part 3: If you could’ve seen
  • Part 4: Show me those issues
  • Part 5: Dare not preach
  • Part 6: From the top of my lungs
  • Part 7: Running from a crucifixion
  • Part 8: Dressed in all black
  • Part 9: Left its seeds while I was sleeping
  • Part 10: Keep me from my grave
  • Part 11: A thousand candles burn into the night
  • Part 12: It was just for fools
  • Part 13: Goddamn when you're young
  • Part 14: Taking these wounds to their grave
  • Part 15: We’re all misunderstood
  • Part 16: Hear the silence
  • Part 17: The stars are shining their brightest light
  • Part 18: But I know where to start
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dcxdpdabbles

Master Post

All the dabbles I have posted on my DC x DP account. Under a read more due to how long it is. Broken into three categories:

Multi-parts - Dabbles that have more than one part written.

One-shots- Dabbles with only one part written.

Requests- Dabbles written for the requests of readers. (Note: If a request is for a continuation of the other two categories, they will be filed in Milti-parts)

(Updated as of 11/06/23: stop on Request: Woo Thy Buttler My Lord )

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stupid rwby au idea

set in a world where the Grimm are hidden from the general public five heroes stand to defend them the maidens Pyrrha the fall maiden blake the spring maiden Weiss the winter maiden  yang the summer maiden and ruby the silver-eyed warrior  together these heroines fight to drive the forces of darkness out as magical girls the story would be focused on the character interactions of the girls and would generally have a happy tone to it. ya know your typical magical girl anime while at the same time jaune arc is a teen in the city of vale. his sullen jaded attitude tends to drive others away but his friends ren and Nora still stick by him. a delinquent through and through he spends most of his day sleeping and recovering from the wounds that he no doubt got from fighting at night. the truth is however that jaune isn’t fighting humans, no he fights monsters. armed with only a sword and his wits the boy faces off against creatures of darkness far beyond human capabilities, always just a swing of a sword and a misplaced step away from death. but still, he fights to save others as a knight of house arc jaune’s story is an urban fantasy mixed with horror. he’s a completely average human just trying to survive and protect people. unlike the maidens, he has no powers to heal him so he’s perpetually tired and wounded when he shows up to school giving him something of a reputation. only ren and Nora are willing to actually talk with him. that is until one day he meets a girl by the name of ruby rose. a snap decision from him leads to her befriending him (by force) along with her little gang. now as an even greater threat looms over the city jaune has to juggle his duty as a protector with the expectations of his new friends all while hiding what’s really going on behind the scenes the core of this story is the dramatic shift from the cute girls doing cute things of rwby and Pyrrha’s magical girls story, and the dark terrifying world jaune arc finds himself struggling to survive in as an urban fantasy/horror. with each side hiding the truth of what they are and what they’re doing from the other trying to protect them. some things to note, jaune’s a really great fighter. and if he was fighting anything other than Grimm he’d win hands down. but against superhumans, he’s barely holding his own with his ancestral sword. ruby and the maidens are all superhumans who slaughter Grimm by the hundreds but they’re not very tactical fighters and tend to rely heavily on their powers for everything.  outside of the fantasy, elements jaune has to deal with the negative reputation he has as a delinquent and how that affects his friends. while his friends have to deal with the fact they can tell jaune is not happy with how things are but won’t let them help out of what they assume is stubborn pride and maybe even suicidal depression. the dynamic is jaune tries to pull away to keep his friends safe, his friends forcibly befriend him because they know he’s a good guy who goes out of his way to help them some things i would wanna see is. a story about the girls following jaune around and coming up with all sorts of wild theories about him jaune being weirdly intense about certain things and making references to Grimm the girls have only ever heard about jaune finding out about blake being a catgirl and just shrugging like “it doesn’t matter, not like you guys would let me stop being your friend anyway, you’re still blake” rumors about jaune building a harem because he’s only ever around pretty girls or ren (who’s a very pretty man)  the girls coming up with crazy excuses for why they’re always missing and jaune totally believing them because he’s still jaune and kinda dense feel free to add your own shenanigans to this if you like

Weird, I had an idea similar to this but not a RWBY AU. Magic girls are chosen by magic Artifacts to fight the darkness using the power of friendship and love yada yada, except they all believe that this is a game, solo act, over inflates their ego, etc. so their friendship, teamwork, effectiveness and everything is absolute dogwater. Normal guy manages to figure out about this shadow war and does what he can, which can be argued is comparatively more than the magic squad combined. Granted he’s not rich or powerful, but he has a sense of responsibility, discipline, and common sense! And he has a gun. He’s not entirely sold on keeping this whole shadow war a complete secret. Hard to protect yourself if you don’t know what’s out there. And his trying to work with the magic squad goes poorly. Strategy? Oh no, magic go brrrrrrr! Collateral? It’s their fault for putting something in my way! Teamwork? Now why should I do that? Caution? With this magic I’m indestructible! So yeah. And then there’s the story of what happens after they lose their magic Artifacts and memories.

For your au though, one bit of shenanigans you could do is give Jaune a secondary reputation as some kinda Shadow Knight. Kinda a Batman thing and a nod to his Rusted Knight time. Normies see bits of him during his own crusade fighting creatures that can’t exist yet do. He doesn’t have a MIB neuralizer nor access to security cameras to edit their footage, so he has more evidence of his actions. While the girls are fighting the big monsters, the Knight actually stops and tries to help the people. Sometimes he puts the beating on crooks when he happens upon them. He doesn’t have that magic glamour that the girls do, so he has to be more careful with his identity than they do. Jaune is just some dime-a-dozen troublemaker, but the Knight is a hero! There’s no way they can be the same person right? So why bring it up? How dare you put those two in the same sentence! Even the girls if/when they meet the Knight don’t connect the dots. Jaune is a bit of a surly asshole, but the Knight is kind and chivalrous if not a bit mysterious. Imagine the shock of the Team when they find fanfiction of the Knight with the Magic Girls. Mayhaps have Junior somewhat begrudgingly aid the Knight because he saved the twins from some Grimm. Sure he’s part of the underworld but he’s not a complete asshole.

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His weapon should be a pipe that’s 100% iron so he he has a magic beat stick

Iron is terrible for enchanting. There’s a reason cold iron is so effective on Fey. You need something with mythril, along with a bit of gold and silver. I can recommend a good feysmith.

The whole point of the iron pipe is that it’s his orgin story! one day Jaune arc was doing investigations towards the weird black goo that sometimes pops up from sewer grates and maybe kidnaps people. He follows it till a skull-headed grimm tries to eat. Flight or fight kicks into overdrive as he’s nearly consumed, grabbing an old pipe to die fighting. turns old Pipes older then you three times over is effective against whatever cursed shit magic makes creatures directly from your nightmares that need the white parts to be stable.

Supposition:

The Grimm are sustained by magic. The Iron sucks the magic out of them, therefore making them weak and mortal.

To further add to Jaune’s urban horror story, a variation of skin walkers inspired by the Agents from Matrix.

And the Apathy.

They’re more on the rare side, one of those that PRWBY don’t interact with, and incredibly dangerous. They look, act, talk human but they give just a little bit of an off vibe. Not so much to draw attention but just enough off if you notice. Less raw power than a normal monster one, but very cunning. Easy to miss.

Humans can fight Grimm without magic, but it’s hard in part because of how monstrous they are and their own type of miasma they exude. The girls are immune to this miasma due to magic, but Jaune gets a full faced serving each time. Of course due to sheer will and stubbornness he pushes through each time thus gains a sort of high resiliency to it. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t feel it each time though. If Salem makes some of these Grimmwalkers and insets them into an ‘agent’ type of role, Jaune could potentially sense the miasma and correctly identify these Agents as Grimm. Give him more of a reputation of a ‘down with the feds’ type. And just generally seem to have unwarranted beef with random people. Of course he can’t just fight them in the open, so it becomes a bit of a game of cat and mouse between him and these Agents.

If Pyrrha is joining in, she needs to mysteriously show up and save both parties just in time, and then disappear.

Basically, Tuxedo Mask.

Like Pyr saving both Knight and Agents? Not realizing Jaune is trying to do his duty? Or during some other fight?

Don’t know if Tumblr ate my ask to @noneatnonedotcom (mostly because I was being lazy and didn’t wanna look for this post) so I’ll surmise it here anyway.

The girls’ relationship with the Knight could start off on the wrong foot. They first meet him right after he gets done with some Grimm so he’s running high on adrenaline and the lingering fear miasma and these girls radiating magic clearly aren’t normal so he fights. They sense Grimm essence on him and assume he’s some kinda monster and fight as well. Being a more skilled, scrappy, and dedicated fighter he gives it a damn good go, but ultimately has to run. The girls take it easy on him because of course they do, their arrogance and ignorance blinds them to their reality and we can’t have Jaune dying yet. The girls ‘win’ because the Knight runs away, but are left feeling like they lost. Jaune lands many hits that are normally decisive, but the power difference is just too great so didn’t do any damage. The girls are shown their over reliance on magic, how unskilled, uncoordinated, undriven, inexperienced, undisciplined they are, the whole enchilada. If it was a real enemy, things would’ve went very badly for them. Somehow they realize he was just some dude under that helmet, not at full strength either, adding to their shame. The whole god hacks vs. git gud scene.

I like the Raid Shadow Legends SunWukong trailer, especially the part where Sun lines up two enemies for a head butt. I know a lot of people love the Elder Scrolls online trailer where the Breton Knight is a beast during the 3on1.

The girls would all have their own thoughts about that night. It could be the first time Pyr has ever been knocked down before, the first taste of loss, making her want to challenge him again. It didn’t hurt, like getting hit with a pillow or those foam wipeout courses, but the shock is still there. Jaune gets a taste on how low in the pyramid he is, reinforcing his drive to get better. Perhaps get more gear or something. Leads to an introduction to Dr Pelodina? As much as I’d like to see Jaune with Kings Haki, I don’t see that happening.

Picturing him finding some form of Dust to slot into his sword to make a Flaming Emperor’s Sword is fun. Dust, is it still an energy source? Or has that gone by the public wayside too? After learning the girls are on humanity’s side he won’t have a problem learning to work with them. Although they can do without those ridiculous outfits in his opinion. That cape and all those frills are going to get caught on something. Calling out your attacks is just stupid too. The girls can make a running Mandalorian/Warlord Shaxx joke about the Knight and “The helmet stays on. Stays. On.”

Since Grimm are a myth to the public, is Aura just as much of one as well? Or perhaps some kinda elite secret, regarded as some archaic practice, some long lost technique? With the Grimm gone I can see most governments minimizing their Aura users to prevent uprisings, local warlords, and such. Aura people tend to be difficult to kill. If it is considered a fairy tale then Jaune has a natural awakening at some point. I was inspired by Luffy’s Gear 5 awakening without the Toon Force powers and Matrix’s Neo Awakening without the green line eyes.

Tyrian is sent out to gauge the girls/aid Cinder in her acquisition of their powers, and decides to pluck a weed -Jaune- before the main event. Jaune fights heroically, but between psycho killer Tyrian and Grimm Jaune is mortally injured. He’s alone, knows he’s dying, but his soul refuses to accept it. That’s when his Aura Awakens. “I didn’t hear no bell!” Jaune knows that he lost and supposed to be dead, so ‘what’s up with this light? Why did the poison stop hurting? How am I standing up, shouldn’t it be impossible with all the blood he’s lost? Whoa, how did I catch that shot spike without looking? When did this Grimm start biting me, I didn’t feel a thing? Ah details.’ The Grimm immediately try to finish him, but are destroyed with minimal effort. Tyrian too gets his ass handed to him when he tries his hand. It’s the first time Tyrian is afraid. He decides he hates this feeling. Between the blood loss, sudden influx of power, and extra Grimm, Jaune is lacking the processing power to kill Tyrian. It finally makes Salem mark him as a problem, where before he was just a nuisance. Not as big as a problem as PRWBY, but a problem nonetheless.

Unlocking vs Awakening are two different things. Unlocking is what we see in canon, easier and safer to do. Awakening is the original way to get your Aura. High risk, uncertain reward, different for each person, but those who Awaked are considered far stronger than those who were Unlocked. They become the Hercules, Achilles, 40K Dante, nigh unstoppable warriors. Scientists have tried to discern what makes the Aura of an Awakened so much more potent than an Unlocked with limited results. Doesn’t help that Awakened types are much more rare.

Some thoughts for some side characters:

Without Grimm there’s no reason for walled cities. Humanity is much more spread out instead of mostly holed up in four cities. The Four Kingdoms are still there, but the walls are relics of a time long passed.

Velvet is the quiet girl that’s Coco’s longtime best friend. Velvet is an aspiring photographer but also an interest of journalism and mystery novels. It starts as a hobby, but becomes an obsession when the Knight enters the scene. She goes full crazy Lois Lane reporter/conspiracy mode when the Knight is brought up. Coco is sorta ok with it, as it gives the normally quiet Velvet a chance to break outta her shell. Surely the Knight is just a rumor and this fad will pass right? An enigmatic hero fighting monsters in the dead of night, what is this some anime? This fascination with the Knight somehow brings her into contact with the Malachites who were saved by him, so some kinda alliance/fan club there?

I can imagine the unintentional insults Velvet slings PRWBYs way if she brings them into her evidence room. “So what’s so special about the magic girls killing these monsters? They have magic, what’s so inspiring there? The Knight is a normal human, risking everything to do the impossible. He’s so much cooler than the magic squad.” Jaune doesn’t notice their bruised egos nor how much incriminating evidence Velvet acquired because he’s passed out in the corner. He’s gotta catch up on his sleep whenever he can, so if he has to do that standing up then by jingo he’s gonna sleep standing up!

CRDL are the jerky yet somewhat popular campus jocks. Their popularity comes from their money and sports but not much else.

Sun and Neptune arrive for a festival and wanna see if the local legends about the Knight are true, Junior Detective style.

Coco is the Queen Bee, but also a bit of a bitch. She doesn’t like Jaune because he’s a bit surly obviously and his attire is atrocious, but also she’s almost always gotten her way, the smarts and drive to match her looks, and surrounded by yes men for so long it feels weird to have some genuine pushback when he’s awake enough to sass back at her. She’s fair bit arrogant, but not as entitled as V1 Weiss was.

What if it’s Jaune’s grandpa instead of his dad who realizes that Jaune isn’t a criminal but a warrior. He sees that look in Jaunes eyes, the way he places his steps, the hardened muscles that aren’t from a gym alone, he’s seen that look in his fellow soldiers back in his youth and not the crooks on the streets. The fight may be different, but that spirit is there.

Man, I love dramatic irony. May no one find out anything, until it is dramatically appropriate.

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Jaune looks at the clock, it was close to nine. Close to when they’d start to emerge. Tiredly, he gets up from his desk, takes his notes from the previous night he was reviewing and tucks them into drawer, and locks it.

Couldn’t have anybody finding it, he had no idea how far this rabbit-hole went, and that scared him. Until he found the bottom, he wasn’t stopping, then maybe he could share his knowledge.

Jaune thought for a second, thinking about those flying girls that had appeared the other night and obliterate that shadow beast without even trying. Then how they’d start bickering, who’s kill it was and totaling a parking garage.

He shivers. Jaune doubted he could even do … something or another while they were around. They were a terror, he was glad he had been across the street when it happened, and not inside.

Nobody had been harmed at least.

He touches his shoulder, where a dark black bruise still stung from where a piece of concrete at hit him.

Mostly everyone.

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So, how do you guys like your coffee?

Personally, I like mine mostly with milk/creamer, mostly, but occasionally with a bit of honey and a splash of vanilla extract.

This may sound weird but i add some salt and sugar

The salt counteracts most of the bitter flavor

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a japanese guy who made a bunch of creepy pasta videos a long time ago (you’ve probably seen Youtube666, he made that) is playing through minecraft for the first time and he’s not using any guides or anything other than the in-game guidebook and he’s fucking. doing it in such a buddhist way.

like, he’s so patient and detached from all of the stuff he’s gotten.

in the newest episode he destroyed 14566 blocks of bridge and blew up his original house just because he learned about xyz coordinates by accidentally pressing F5 and he wanted his house to be at the X:0 coordinate.

also look at this quarry. it’s his 5th quarry.

look at this absolute fucking massive hole.

and it’s not like “HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY WHAT IS UP, TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE PLAYING MIIIIIINECRAAAAFT” he’s just like. a quiet 30 year old japanese man who speaks very precisely and politely. and he even does his own english captions which are overlayed on the video and he uses emoticons like (0u0)/

he’s so wonderful and cute.

please watch at least like 5 minutes of this.

i PROMISE you you’ll smile.

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i’ve been keeping track of piropito’s minecraft series since the beginning and i can promise you all 76 episodes and counting are well worth the watch because it’s incredible the LENGTHS this guy goes to learn and explore without help from others.

some highlights:

-spends literal HOURS upon HOURS building these long, seemingly endless bridges because he wants to reach “the ends of the earth”

-around episode 40, he’s learned the ins and outs of redstone but doesn’t realize you can sleep in your bed.

-the noises he makes when he’s afraid of enemies/dies are precious and gentle and not at all what you’d expect from a famous horror artist

-spends hours trading resources with villagers to get glass only to find out almost 50 episodes in that you can make glass from sand

-destroys several mountains of sand in the desert to not only fuel his love for glass, but also because “explosions are sugoi 0u0″

-sees a silverfish and

-builds a giant “machine” that runs on redstone, minecarts, and pistons that pushes colored sand through a massive glass window. it doesn’t do anything, it just pushes all the blocks to the bottom and breaks after a few minutes. piro seems very pleased with it.

-makes these complex shapes/structures in an attempt to create a nether portal, doesn’t realize it’s just a rectangle

-a fan made a skin just for him, complete with 0u0 face

-falls in lava multiple times, never gives up

-builds a giant coin pusher game for funsies

-NANI KORE?

-in short i beg of you to watch this gentle man play minecraft blind it’s so fascinating

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Jaune of the Dead II

  ————– Two Hours earlier ————

“C’mon Rubes, you can’t depressed all day just because you’re imaginary boyfriend ghosted you.” Yang said playfully to Ruby.

“He’s not imaginary! He’s taller than dad, blonde, and wears a white trench-coat, I keep telling you this! That the mean Schnee made me blow up, and then he showed up did a glowy thing, and I felt great! Then walked me to the place, and then disappeared like a ghost! Then I found out he supercharged my aura! How do think I could have done so well in Initiation!” Ruby said to her sister rapid-fire.

A tall redhead puts her hand on Ruby’s shoulder. “You shouldn’t sell yourself so short Ruby, accepting your successes is necessary for good mental health, and from what I saw was enough to put some huntsmen to shame.”

Ruby pouts. “Yeah, I know! The thing is I can’t one shot a Nevermore and fly on my own! The thing is I know how strong I am, and I am not strong enough to do those on my own!”

Yang and Pyrrha sigh. 

“Ruby, c’mon you’re awesome! You’re talented and you’re strong, so stop selling yourself short, wait never-mind that does apply to you.” Yang said with a shit-eating grin.

Ruby’s face was a brilliant red as she started pounding weakly against Yang’s arms. “Yannng! I drink milk, I’ll be tall one day!”

“If you say so, Rosebud.”

Pyrrha watched the exchange with a amused smile, feeling very pleased with her team so far.

She hadn’t expected to partner up with a prodigy and her sister, but destiny was full of twists and turns.

Many, many twists, like Yang’s partner and the leader of team BYRN.

Bleiss Schnee.

The notorious Black Sheep of the Schnee household and disowned daughter of Jacque Schnee for reason’s kept private, though considering what she heard of the man in the day she has known Bleiss, it didn’t paint flattering picture why he did what he did.

Who disowned their child based on appearance?

*BZZZ-BZZZ-BZZZZ*

*SNORE-SNORE*

The Black Sheep slept noisily in a dark corner of the room with her limbs thrown all across the bed as she slept under neath a black canopy bed with… her toys all still vibrating under her sheets.

A series of black glyphs floated menacingly around her bed as she slept.

Thankfully the curtains on the side of canopy bed only showed a hazy figure behind the curtains. 

Bleiss had made her team go out last night to celebrate making it through initiation. They had gone to club after club, well Yang and her did, Pyrrha and Ruby left not feeling comfortable on that scene.

Yang had come back to the dorm alone, as Bleiss wanted to find someone to ‘Break her in half while folding her legs over her head,” or to find “A soft little sub to break between her legs.”

Bleiss had somehow come back empty-handed and frustrated.

Then she brought out the toys.

It had been hours before she went to sleep.

She had no idea how Ruby slept through it all, especially Yang screaming bloody murder trying to break her glyphs, which when broken unleashed somesort of insect like grimm that stung Yang without mercy. 

Pyrrha was one-hundred percent sure that she started moaning louder to annoy Yang.

Thankfully, Ruby seemed to know what was going on. Apparently having walked in on Yang in a private moment before, but she still blushed red at noticing what her leader was doing calling it ‘Filthy.’

Pyrrha was also sure that it was a fools errand to try and wake her up for class. Bleiss had struck her as the type to have a couple trips up her sleeve. It did make Pyrrha ponder why she needed defenses why she slept though, but following those paths of thought those only led to dark explanations. Bleiss might make it clear one day if they grew close, and maybe, hopefully, it would have a more happy origin.

Bleiss had also made clear as leader of Team BYRN, she would go to class when she damn well felt like it. She had pointed out a loophole in the Beacon Rule book, apparently she could skip class as long as she maintained a 90% average in her classes, she could not be dropped from the classes. 

A rule that was normally reserved for 3rd and 4th years who often took missions and had spend time recovering and could not attend classes, so were normally given abridged lesson and makeup tests.

Pyrrha had no idea how she going to do it, but she’d try her best to support her leader.

Pyrrha looked back to her teammates, and hopefully friends.

Yang had gotten Ruby into a headlock and was rubbing her head with her knuckles.

“Ah! AH! AH! I yield, I yield!”

“Yeah, you do, who’s the big sister, I’m the big sister, woo-woo!”

Yang dropped Ruby to the ground, who then started pouting.

Then a look of realization hit her. “See that proves it!” Pyrrha raised a elegant brow towards Ruby. “Proves what?”

“That I didn’t do all that crazy awesome stuff at initiation on my own! If I could Yang wouldn’t be able to beat me up like that!”

Pyrrha gave it some thought she had a good point.

Yang flexed her arms. “I don’t though, maybe you’re just making it excuses.”

“Maybe you just a big head!”

Yang smirks at Ruby, and then cups her chest. “I got some big somethings!”

“Ah, Yang!”

Pyrrha shook her head at her teammates antics, then her internal clock told her they had around ten minutes before class started.

Pyrrha gently clapped her hands together, not loud enough to cause shock, but enough to gain attention.

“Ahem, I do believe we have classes soon.”

The sisters looked at each other and then started cleaning themselves up for class.

Ah, she could scarcely imagine the day becoming more interesting.

— 10 minutes prior —

Professor Port’s lesson was interesting if veiled behind misdirection. At first Pyrrha had considered that he might be a little self-absorbed, until she started listening closely. He was purposely distracting them with long-winded stories to test their observation skills, which if one actually paid attention to would start to reveal valuable information on Grimm.

Bleiss’s twin had also the same class period as them along with her team, SBRN, Saturn. It seemed Weiss went out of her way to ignore all of them expect Pyrrha, offering her hollow praise and empty compliments.

Pyrrha had politely decline her offer to take notes together. Her team seemed nice, but it was clear there was division among-st them.

Weiss then proved to be as superficial as Pyrrha thought, having clearly been taking notes but not understanding the subtext. Prof. Port had to step in once it was clear the Greater Borbatusk was too much for her, it’s armor plating across its back and head, remained unscratched till Prof. Port grabbed it by it’s tusk and flipped it, cutting it’s belly open.

“Well, children let this be a lesson to you all, that if nothing else remember you have room to grow! And to cut a Borbatusk across the belly! HO-Ho-ho!” Despite his cheery demeanor, Pyrrha couldn’t help but notice the glint of disappointment in his eyes.

Pyrrha wished she had imagined the pleased look in Weiss partner’s eyes at her failure, and her teammates apathy towards their leaders failure. What had she done to sow such discontent in her team?

The class was dismissed and they walked to their next class, a new one if rumors were true, one that had been set up merely a day ago before suddenly being added to their schedule.

What, a odd occurrence.

It was hosted by a new teacher too, one Pyrrha had never even heard of, or the seniors if the rumors where true. But, if the rumors were true, which they usually weren’t, he was the youngest teacher in Beacon history.

How exciting.

Pyrrha, Ruby, and Yang stood outside the door staring at Weiss with her teammates entering beside her.

“I see my sister is not coming to this class, either.”

“Nope.” Yang said popping the p.

Weiss gave them all a haughty look. “Fine by me, that noisy harlot is an annoyance anyway.” She gave Pyrrha a fake smile. “It’s not too late to make the best team in Beacon history,” She looked towards the sisters. “I don’t mind trading one of mind for her to join.”

Pyrrha felt a flash of anger inside her, that was mirrored on Yang’s face, but she quickly suppressed it. “I’m sorry, but,” She put a hand on Ruby’s shoulder, and gave Yang a winning smile. “I feel I’m already on Beacon’s best team.”

Weiss scowled and stomped into the classroom.

Yang simmered before tskking. “What’s her problem.”

“I sincerely have not idea.” Pyrrha actually did if one did consider what was heard about Jacque Schnee. But, best wait before jumping the gun.

“She’s shorter than me, she probably mad she doesn’t have enough milk.” Ruby said seriously.

A snorting laugh echoed out of Yang and Pyrrha.

Pyrrha wiped a tear out of her eye.

Yang laughed. “Yeah, I bet she doesn’t have enough milk!” Yang said giving Pyrrha a knowing nod.

“I’m glad you two understand the power of milk!” Ruby said going into the classroom.

Pyrrha and Yang followed in after Ruby, and where momentarily amazed by the interior of the classroom.

It was bigger on the inside, with shelves of books covering the walls, diagrams and maps covering the walls, not an inch of the room was bare. Where there were not diagrams and books, where glass-cases, and various objects, ranging from swords, glass shards, skeletons, and weird objects that Pyrrha couldn’t hope to identify.

This did not look like the work of a day or two, this room looked as though it had been used for years!

“Wow, impressive.” Yang said from beside her. Then she scowled. “Uh-oh, looks like we got trouble this period.” She said elbowing Pyrrha to get her attention to nod towards a group of people even Pyrrha had no tolerance for.

Team VMMP; Vampire.

Vernal Wennbar

Milita Malachite

Melanie Malachite

Neo Politan.

A team of thugs and low-lifers that had somehow managed to get into Beacon. 

Who, unfortunately had real skill to back up their attitude.

Yang squinted her eyes. “Something is off about them tho,”

Pyrrha had to blink thought to make sure they were the same team, though.

They were so quiet, and actually dressed for class.

Was.. Was Vernal wearing makeup?

No, she must be imagining things.

Pyrrha decided to ignore them and go sit with Ruby, Yang following behind her.

Then they waited, the class deathly quiet. 

Team VMMP unusually quiet had been more than enough to cow the others into silence.

6 minutes passed.

5 minutes passed.

4 minutes passed.

and soon it would be only one minute before class started.

Their teacher, who ever it might be, hadn’t appeared yet.

Then came the sound.

*Clack-Clack-Clack*

Of heavy shoes rhythmic hitting the floor.

It had started near the edge of their hearing, sounding as if it was coming from across the school. Only for it to grow louder and louder, becoming more noticeable till it was evident it was coming towards them.

10:00.

He entered exactly as the 9:59 went to 10:00, right on time.

A head of long, messy, blonde hair came through the doorway, the hair easily coming to his mid-back. His face sharp and judgmental, but looking handsome in a imperious way. Two deep blue bloodshot eyes scanned the room as he went in, underneath his eyes were deep black bags, that spoke of a lack of sleep.

His body language tense and wary, not that much of his body could be seen as hit was covered by a billowy white leather duster, which opened to reveal stained, faded, well worn, and stitched up work clothes and pair of heavy duty work boots.

A sheathed sword on his belt.

That’s not what drew Pyrrha’s attention to him though, no it was her semblance. He was wearing metal gauntlets too over his hands and had some sort of metal armor underneath his clothes or maybe worked into them.

He was also wearing five necklaces, had a dozen rings, and had nearly twenty pounds of things, Pyrrha couldn’t imagine what, stuffed into his pockets. And that was just metal! It wouldn’t surprise her if he had more in there made of other materials.

Why did he have all those things?

She then heard Ruby’s breath hitch. “That’s him!” Ruby whispered to her and Yang.

Before she cold react he spoke.

It was not what she expected.

It was quiet, very quiet, tired too, like he had just woken up. His voice was deep, but raspy like he had a cold. But it commanded attention and impossible to ignore as within its core was a razor thin edge of Power. Of something that made his voice make her her shiver and alert to him.

‘He is dangerous,’ Something insider her warned.

“My name is Jaune Arc, I am eighteen years old, and I will teach you all the in’s and out’s of advanced aura manipulation, Soul Theory, and defense against the Paranormal. Any questions?”

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9 years and 360 days ago

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Little Jaune Arc was on his own.

He didn’t get it.

He told his parents, but they laughed at him and told him everything was fine. There was no scary lady in his closet.

He told them again. They laughed again.

He told them everyday, but they weren’t laughing anymore, they were mad. 

They said if he kept making up stories for attention they’d ground him.

When he asked if he could sleep in their room, they said he was a big boy and had to sleep in his room.

Jaune stopped talking to his parents on the fourth day. They hadn’t even gone into his room. It was like that with everyone though, no one seemed to believe him, or want to go near his room!

Alicia was out hunting and out of Scroll range.

He tried Saphron and his elder sisters, but they were too busy for him. Saphron was always talking to Terra. And told him to get more creative if he wanted attention from her. Terra just laughed at him.

June was always on her scroll, and told him to buzz off.

Daisy wanted to watch tv or to paint, and told him he was distracting her, or be a model for her.

Jazz would just turn her music up till he left, or drag him into dancing.

Grace would just make him work in the garden with her, but everything he said went in one ear and out the other.

And the Rachel? 

She is too young, couldn’t even walk yet.

He vented to them anyway. That was a new phrase he learned. He also learned what a phrase was at school.

“I don’t get it,” He said to his youngest sibling. “they won’t take me seriously! I keep asking and asking them to just wait till a storm hits and stay with me, but they just keep laughing, getting mad, or ignoring me!”

Little Jaune Arc grabbed his hair with both hands.

“It’s so annoying! Why is this happening?”

Rachel just played with her toys, pretending to drive a car.

A glint appeared in Jaune’s eyes.

He started playing too. 

He sighed though. 

“What should I do, what should I do?” He repeated to himself.

“I tried to get them to look at the window, but they keep ignoring it, I tried showing them my scars and they said they were from playing in the woods, it’s like everything I say is just being ignored.”

Jaune rolled the toy car back and forth.

Rachel bumped her car into his, pinching Jaune’s finger inbetween the metal.

A light white glow appeared on his hand.

Jaune looked at his finger in wonder.

He focused on it and tried to force the feeling back out.

Nothing happened.

Jaune frowned and looked at his hand.

He grabbed a toy car and slammed at his pinky.

A warm feeling engulfed his pinky as a white light block the car, the car bouncing off of it.

He tried to imagine it being warm again.

A faint white light ghosted over his finger, before dying.

“Hmm,” He looked at his finger. “I have no idea what I just did,” He looked at Rachel. “but, you helped.” He gave Rachel a kiss on the forehead. “Thanks sis, I don’t know if you can understand me, but thanks anyway.”

Rachel looked at him with baby blues and gave a toothy smile and giggled.

“You want to keep playing?”

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An: Pyrrha’s more fun to write than I thought she would be. Next up though, on the fan fic list is Arc Acres, then Dead Knight, then Prodigy AU, then Sacred Rites II.

I would love to see this continued

Its so good

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anywigwilldo

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

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My favorite RWBY fanfic concept has to be "let's throw Jaune on this setting and see if he survives or fucking dies"

This is why the following stories are among my favorites in this fandom:

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13779778/1/A-Man-of-Honor

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10898868/1/Professor-Arc

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14115393/1/An-Arc-for-every-season

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13191717/1/My-Abominable-Monster-Classmates-Can-t-Be-This-Cute

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12759195/1/Lands-of-Termina

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13795986/1/All-The-Difference-In-The-Worlds

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14023724/1/For-It-Is-In-Passing-That-We-Achieve-Immortality

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14116831/1/The-Inextinguishable-Soul

Apart from Jaune's adaptability, I've always preferred to see him stand out and win based on intelligence, skill and strategies, rather than turn him into a generic OP character.

This is why Jaune has to strive to survive whatever he's gotten himself into or die.

This is why I love this concept.

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howlingday

I see a few of my favorites in here!

Quick spoiler question.

I’ve only read the first 2 are there any here where he and I quote “fucking dies”

If he does, he just comes back stronger. That's usually how Jaune fics go. Or at least the ones I've read.

The main point of jaune is to be the everyman to adapt to and overcome the challenges in front of him as all humans have the inborn talent to do. Hating jaune is the same as hating humanity because that's what jaune is humanity. People came making jaune strong or capable is making him ooc but nothing can be more in character than hime improving himself endlessly as all humans strive to.

The extreme version of the everyman would be Adam from records of Ragnarok

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Mule.. bad

crab

it was inevitable

Lobster!

Fuck yeah immortality

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brosef

Fox. Not my first favorite but I'll take it.

Ok, now the important question. What do you say

Gorilla.

Given my Icon is Godzilla, I feel like this is a very Ironic Reincarnation....

Octopus

What the fuck does an octopus do? I'll most likely end up as someone's lunch.

Chameleon

Really? What am I gonna do all day that’s any different from now? Not blend into my background and look in two different directions?

@juanarc-thethird​ Well, Octopus’s are pretty cool, have the intelligence of a two-year old and great problem solving skills, but a limited lifespan, and can’t have sex unless you want to die of post-nut clarity, or starve to death protecting your young.

Ape

Return to monke

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onlinebeast

There should be a specific fashion item for keeping your sleeves rolled up. Like big clasping arm bracelets. I think this would improve morale in the gay community somewhat.

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nomadbones

There is though

They’re called Sleeve Garters, they started off in the 19th century and where popular with musicians, gamblers, gunslingers and the occasional Victorian gentleman. Nowadays you can see bartenders wearing them

Did not know about this but now i want them

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Guardian AU

Summary: Jaune was a mostly normal guy, other than his family’s lineage of producing exceptional huntsmen, who just wants to live a calm, peaceful life in Vale. Avoiding conflict, helping people when he can, and doing a job he tolerant.

Only for the mark of a rose to be burned into his hand over night. Now bound as the a Guardian to the new Spring Maiden, Ruby Rose. He not only has to fight to protect his life, but also Ruby’s, and if necessary give his own.

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An Au where every time a new maiden is born, a Knight/Guardian is randomly chosen as their duty bound protector, regardless of how qualified they are.

Jaune is not trained in this AU, and was kicked out of the Arc Family, a very martial Huntsman Family, due to his dislike of violence.

The Guardian don’t receive many blessings from their duty, but among them are a enhanced level of control over their aura, a innate knowing of their semblance, and a mental compass to where their Maiden is at all times.

The Mark on the hand will appear as the symbol that the Maiden personally uses, but how the mark appearence changes based on how the Guardian is treated, ala Dak’Kon’s sword in Planescape Torment.

Ruby is Huntress in Training suddenly gifted with Magic of the Spring Maiden by complete chance.

Being a newbie to the magic business, Ruby doesn’t really understand how it works, with it responding wildly to her emotions.

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Stuff like this is the main reason i follow you, like just damn that was good

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How do I explain to you people that interracial relationships are okay

Not every white person dating a POC is fetishizing. White people can be respectful and responsible when it comes to culture and relationships and not everyone has bad intentions.

Asian people can date Black people without you saying shit like “your kids will be so pretty” they’re not dating for pretty kids. They’re dating bc they like each other.

Someone can dress their partner in clothing from their culture if they want. Someone can take their partner to cultural events if they want.

People in relationships can share cultures, experiences and love without it being toxic or skin deep.

Their partner isn’t culturally appropriating. Their partner is being shown the ultimate form of love, bc their partner trusts them and loves them enough to share their history and heritage.

Yeah, dating someone from your culture is nice bc you automatically have similar experiences. But you’re not limited to dating people with the same experiences. Loving someone is sharing and growing and being together.

Interracial relationships aren’t always toxic, and some of y’all need to stop projecting onto other people.

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spoonoftar

👆 THIS 👆 👏👏👏

Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

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Catholic Phrases in Latin

  • Ad maiorem Dei gloriam - For the greater glory of God
  • Ave crux spes unica - Hail to the Cross, our only hope
  • Contemplata aliis tradere - to hand down to others the fruits of contemplation
  • Credo ut intelligam - I believe so that I may understand
  • Cura personalis - care for the entire person
  • Deo gratias - thanks [be] to God
  • Deo optimo maximo - to the greatest and best God
  • Deus vult - God wills it
  • Divi filius - Divine Son
  • Ex indumentis - from the clothing
  • Ex opere operato - from the work performed
  • Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus - outside the Church there is no salvation
  • Felix culpa - happy fault; blessed fall
  • Fiat lux - Let there be light
  • Fides quaerens intellectum - faith seeking understanding; faith seeking intelligence
  • Gratia non tollit naturam, sed perficit - Grace does not destroy nature, but perfects it
  • In hoc signo vinces - In this sign thou shalt conquer
  • In necessariis unitas, in dubiis libertas, in omnibus caritas - unity in necessary things; freedom in doubtful things; love in all things
  • In persona Christi - in the person of Christ
  • Incurvatus in se - turned/curved inward on oneself
  • Mea culpa - through my fault
  • Memento mori - remember that you [have to] die
  • Missio Dei - mission of God
  • Nihil sine Deo - Nothing without God
  • Noli me tangere - cease holding on to m
  • Sensus plenior - fuller sense/meaning
  • Serviam - I will serve
  • Sic transit gloria mundi - Thus passes worldly glory

Im saving this as tatto inspiration

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jaubaius

I got 4 and almost died

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arc-carnage

I got 7

Ha I got 8hjsakjxcvz *Passes out*

I got to 9, bitches! I used to hold my breath for fun as a child.

5

3 ½

That seemed awfully fast, i got to the end of the video (11) and could probably do like 12-13 maybe even more if i push myself. Like im wondering why everyone else got such low numbers when i dont even think mine was that impressive

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