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This gets better the later in 2020 you reblog it

Still true.

Reblog if you care about nature and try to preserve it without believing the UN Climate Change scam

Seriously am I the only person here (“crunchy” or no) who believes we need to be better stewards of the earth but that this new climate change movement is a total sham?

St. Josemaria Escriva (via existential-saint)

Always start crying at this part. No matter what.

My favourite scene

Thanks for the tears

“A nut for a jar of tuna” is the same backwards

I never appreciate how good breathing through my nose is until its blocked

by Jim Benton

@nele15

The woman who just died at 117 spent approximately 39 years of her life asleep.

Much less if she had kids.

what the fuck is this bullshit

HES STILL THERE

THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED 

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

No shit I mean like on a PERSON

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

Most freshmen in high school weren’t alive during 9/11.

So I just disturbingly realized that you can have a kid with your great granddaughter in the Sims.

Why, did you attempt to do so?

I didn’t, I just have this one Sim that I make romance and impregnate pretty much every female he comes in contact with and one of the women he impregnated was actually his great-granddaughter as I discovered when I started looking at the family tree.

Out of sheer morbid curiosity, why did you create the world’s horniest old Sim?

Because it’s fun lol. Dude has like 20 something kids spread all over town.

POLYGAMY

I did that once! The guy had a few dozen kids out of wedlock.

y’all need Jesus