Major Metric Shitballs

A commission with prompts including "beast," "gentle + cozy + taciturn + ancient," and "will go on a bookshelf to care for and protect the books"

story about a lake i did recently. text formatting is based on the CBC’s closed captioning style guide.

whoa this got reblogged a bit while i was gone

gay horse yuri

dadchuck is everything to me

i love everything about this troll stuff though

"i'm literally looking at one right now dude"

(via @rlyehtaxidermist)

rattling away giggling

i like to call this girls who are normal about power lines & telephone poles (lying)

hello everyone!! a few people were interested in a zine in this style and i'm pleased to announce it now exists :') link to my ko-fi shop!

Power Lines My Friends Have Seen: an illustrated zine

btw thanks to everyone who has reblogged this and left nice words in the tags :) it's so wonderful and encouraging and genuinely made my heart swell 2048 sizes.

+ a couple previews:

goddamnb!!

chill out man!!!

dungeon meshi has some four humors shit going on

IM FUCKING CRYING

This motherfucker is hideous.

I’ll kill you

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

whenever i hear about hustle culture i always think about this post on r/antiwork

tumblr sucked yet its the only thing people like us could ever have posted on. tumblr was a deep sea geothermal vent and we are all pallid, desperate crabs snapping at the dark toxcic nutrients spweing from its hole, and bringing us into the harsh light of the instagram influencersphere would kill us instantly. 

fairy tale