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Hello there, my name is Maya; welcome to my blog! Send me a message if you want to chat; I'm always open to new friends.  companions in the TARDIS
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The Long Way Home

read on ff.net a03

Summary:  “Lan Zhan,” he said with a grin, masking the weary he felt at the sight of the man. They hadn’t parted on good terms, and he couldn’t be sure if the man wanted to kill him.He wouldn’t be surprised; the rumours he’d heard about himself when he left Burial Mounds to go to Yiling were far from flattering. It seemed as if every single thing that had gone wrong since his departure had been blamed on him, regardless of if he was even involved or not. Half the stories about him were ridiculous, but people believed them, and he knew that was dangerous.

“Wei Ying,” Lan Zhan said with a tilt of his head.

“Do you want to come in?” he asked hesitantly. If the man truly wanted to hurt him, he hoped that he’d do it outside, so the Wens would not be in danger.

“Mm,” Lan Zhan agreed, “I have not come to harm Wei Ying.”

Or:  Lan Zhan decides something needs to be done when he visits Wei Ying at the Burial Mounds. And that changes everything

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Another proposal: four Peter Parkers living in an apartment New Girl style. Starring Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, Jake Johnson, and Tom Holland.

There's no explanation. No questioning why four guys with the same name live together. They just do.

They all, however, think there is only one Spiderman.

Spiderman: Into the Spider-Flat

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unibrokesity

they still can't afford rent

They're all consistently confused when the news reports on one of the other spider-men saving people at times and places they KNOW they weren't there for but rationalize it away like "I dunno, I mean... Maybe I just forgot...? It's been busy today I might have like... Hm... I.... "

It's filmed sitcom style and the main focus is all the Peter Parkers hiding that they are Spider-Man from the other tenants

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“Every life is touched by a deity at least once. Just when you are drifting away from the world, if someone nudges you back in the right direction, that’d be when the deity chooses to visit you.”
Happy Fourth Anniversary to Goblin (December 2016)
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swvevo

😂

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aenramsden

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

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boogabeing

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

ok but this is like legitimate Canon Improvement because I’d always wondered why Vader was so wildly furious at the start of the movie like “rahhhhh bring me the passengers I WANT THEM ALIVE!!!!” and now I’m like

ohh yeah okay they literally JUST blew up Vader’s base, stole his sh!t, and took off while giving him the finger from the window

while giving him the finger from the window

IT GOT BETTER

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kyraneko

It is the best thing ever because it establishes that he knows she’s a Rebel and she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and he knows she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and—here’s the kicker—every moment she stalls him is another moment Artoo has to get the plans off the ship and head for Kenobi, and so she’s standing there all “Rebellion? What Rebellion? Me? *kicks dead Stormtrooper underneath carpet* I don’t know about any plans, have you checked behind the sofa?” and making Darth Vader’s blood pressure rise, and, oh, the best part of it is that she’s his daughter so guess where she got that sass from, like every fucking dead blue Force Ghost Jedi who got killed at the birth of the Empire is whooping and cheering from the Blue Force Ghost Afterlife seeing Anakin Skywalker get inflicted with everything they had to deal with from him.

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nessa007

★ 12K FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION ★ Top 20 Male TV Characters (voted by my followers): 3. Ben Wyatt (Parks and Rec) “I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.”

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onceland
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turtletotem

I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.

This. This is that moment.

also:

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may-ellen

FUCK

😢👏👏👏👏

Ngl this movie is great. Also wow didn’t know the backstory 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻

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Villager: pray, why dost thou run with no pursuers?

Agnes Nutter, knowing she’ll have to put a total of 80 pounds of explosives in her petticoats and still walk normally on the day she dies: thou mustn’t be truant from leg day

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