THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN
bye i guess
i made a new blog so this i wont be using this one anymore.
๐ฎ The fact that this person did this with two videos made my mind explode.๐How๐Does๐ Someone ๐Do๐That?!?!๐
every time when EXO wins awards
where tf did Kyungsooโs ball go
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the nut to end all nuts
Not my rodrick
werewolf mcwerewolf
Did he jUST DEEP THROAT A FVCKING LONG ASS PEPERO?
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Idk why everyone thinks Slytherins are all evil bc theyโre ambitious when in most cases ambition really just leads to shoving a whole pizza in your mouth because some hoe said you couldnโt.
#slytherin is the house of stubbornly completed dares that probably werenโt thought through the whole way
@bmo-galaxy us, in a nutshellย
headcanon that since the slytherin common room is under the lake thereโs a room where the walls and ceiling are glass and you can just see into the lake like an aquarium
headcanon that when this was first done the mermaids got really aggressive and hateful about it and started ramming the glass but since it was magic this just caused them injuries
until a deaf/hoh slytherin started to teach them sign language and it took a long time bit by the time they left hogwarts they and the rest of the house were communicating with the mermaids and on good terms
eventually it becomes a part of slytherin house culture youโre a slytherin you know sign language because if you donโt chat with the mermaids they get grumpy
this helps a lot of deaf/hoh students
this also gives slytherin the best grades of any house on all aquatic magical studies
the mermaids give terrible dating advice do not trust them
The most common mermaid dating advice, of course, being โDrown himโ
(DROWN HIM <3)
((HEโS SURVIVED THAT ALREADY))
Accepted
itatemyhand:
districtcuatro:
numbertwopensyl:
ceruleanmoon:
always-riddikulus:
Forgive me, I donโt recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
Theyโre Harry Potterโs kids. Iโm sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and itโd be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harryโs children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potterโs kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
โHave you done your homework Albus Severus?โ
โNo. My father defeated Voldemortโ
โFair enoughโ
โAlbus Sverus, go to bedโ
โYou canโt tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.โ
โPotter what are you doing in the girls labatory?โ
โfuck you my dad did itโ
โPotter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?โ
โYeah bro you got a problem?โ
โPotter, you-โ
โMy fatherโs going to hear about thisโ
That moment when Harryโs son turns into Malfoy
do you know that feeling
when you find a new ship, but you donโt know the ship name
and you spend hours trying to find the ship name
and you dig so hard to find it
and then you do
and you are so happy
like
so happy
hap