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@la-taemin-blog / la-taemin-blog.tumblr.com

16 | Lily | Proud Bisexual Slytherin
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bye i guess

i made a new blog so this i wont be using this one anymore.

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Yixing: Junmyeon, what's in the jar?
Junmyeon: Oh, it's just a little bit of water.
Yixing: It looks like wine.
Junmyeon: Damn, Jesus did it again. *takes a sip*
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headcanon that since the slytherin common room is under the lake thereโ€™s a room where the walls and ceiling are glass and you can just see into the lake like an aquarium

headcanon that when this was first done the mermaids got really aggressive and hateful about it and started ramming the glass but since it was magic this just caused them injuries

until a deaf/hoh slytherin started to teach them sign language and it took a long time bit by the time they left hogwarts they and the rest of the house were communicating with the mermaids and on good terms

eventually it becomes a part of slytherin house culture youโ€™re a slytherin you know sign language because if you donโ€™t chat with the mermaids they get grumpy

this helps a lot of deaf/hoh students

this also gives slytherin the best grades of any house on all aquatic magical studies

the mermaids give terrible dating advice do not trust them

The most common mermaid dating advice, of course, being โ€œDrown himโ€

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fuocogo

(DROWN HIM <3)

((HEโ€™S SURVIVED THAT ALREADY))

Accepted

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itatemyhand:
districtcuatro:
numbertwopensyl:
ceruleanmoon:
always-riddikulus:
Forgive me, I donโ€™t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
Theyโ€™re Harry Potterโ€™s kids. Iโ€™m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and itโ€™d be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harryโ€™s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potterโ€™s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
โ€˜Have you done your homework Albus Severus?โ€™
โ€˜No. My father defeated Voldemortโ€™
โ€˜Fair enoughโ€™

โ€˜Albus Sverus, go to bedโ€™

โ€˜You canโ€™t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.โ€™

โ€˜Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?โ€™

โ€˜fuck you my dad did itโ€™

โ€˜Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?โ€™

โ€˜Yeah bro you got a problem?โ€™

โ€˜Potter, you-โ€˜

โ€˜My fatherโ€™s going to hear about thisโ€™

That moment when Harryโ€™s son turns into Malfoy

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bunnibx

do you know that feeling

when you find a new ship, but you donโ€™t know the ship name

and you spend hours trying to find the ship name

and you dig so hard to find it

and then you do

and you are so happy

like

so happy

hap

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