Umbra’s Gay Wasteland

this is going to be the most redcore post but i genuinely think giant puppet dragons are holy beings

Angels

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

I want to stuff a pumpkin full of raw meat and roll it around my enclosure, but I also know that I’ll have to be the one to clean up afterwards :-(

Take steps to minimize the mess! Put a cheap, disposable plastic tarp down in the area you'll be rolling it around. And.. Maybe recognize your species-specific needs and cook the meat first

Actually, if we're going for species-specific enrichment, a pumpkin may not be the best solution. We're not built for pouncing on prey or batting it around. We're distinguished by our persistence hunting and tool use

What you should do is put a pack of jerky on top of a roomba, go in another room and count to ten like you're playing hide and seek - or use this time to find a tool to use - and when you come back, try to catch it by setting a trap or by pinning it down with a stick

When you want a greater challenge, have a friend drive an RC car full of jerky around the park, and chase it until it runs out of battery

Aliens trying to cure the Clinical Depression of Humans aboard their ships by theorising Earth-Specific enrichment activites...

I feel like it might work tho

SPECIFY WHICH SPECIFIC TYPE OF CREATURE TO THE WIZARD IN THE TAGS BELOW, IF APPLICABLE, OR ELSE HE WILL DECIDE RANDOMLY. YOU GET ONE SHOT AT THIS.

damn girl you really suck at pretending to be human

mutuals this is us

inspired by @waterinyourears I just wanted to make some of these for myself :]

(secretly i am just hundreds of beetles pretending to be a human but shhhhhhhsgshz it's our little secret))

THATS it. NO wet food for a MONTH

I don't want to wake up a human tomorrow. I want to wake up to scales and claws. Mighty wings and tail beating to shake off the decades of neglect.

I want to go for a swim.

I want to be a creature that's found at the bottom of the deepest part of the ocean or the center of a forest that nobody remembers

@funnier-as-a-nonhuman

drawing lust 03 again bc why not

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