I’m taking a break don’t touch my shit
Yes, you do.
Sssssshhhhh
the first rumor comes in to the members of overwatch that ana isn’t dead. in moments, 76 is mopping every corridor and barking at the others to get him more supplies stat, mccree is shaving his beard and crying because all his serapes have holes and he doesn’t know what to do, mercy is frantically straightening out her office and getting everything organized (and hiding the love letters from pharah), torbjorn is building roomba-like robots with desperate speed, reinhardt is polishing his armor until you could use it as a mirror
the new kids do not understand until it is too late.
a black mist swirls through overwatch briefly and 76 swears he hears a hiss in his ear
“don’t forget the windows”
Solider 76:
Theyre not wrong
enjoy my contribution to the fandom re: the new overwatch hero
original comic is from gunshow by kc green
I’ve already complained to pharah but REAPPEEERR JUNKRAT BIT ME!!
You’ll be dead in the next four hours sorry
How the hell what? The armour? Reinhardt is training me
Ok, well
Suit yourself
Not a problem Mr Reyes! I have crusader armour
How the hell—...
Technically because it's not Halloween anymore it's automatically Christmas so merry christmas!!
Thank you Mariah Carey is being played in base at this very instant
Congrats on 1000 followers Mr.Reyes!
I think, as a congratulatory present, the rest of talon should chip in to buy you all of the edgy music and literature your heart desires
Sounds lovely
This up key was put into the keyboard crooked, and cannot be adjusted
I’m giving out pets, do you want some ravens to go with your Poe motif? I’ve got like 50 all taught to say “nevermore”
I’m fine thank you
So I’m being taught a lot of stuff by a lot of agents! Would you like to teach me how to use shotguns? Just don’t get me to join talon... I’ll buy you pumpkins because jack’O’lanterns are never too late!
Takes a lot of wrist strength. The recoil is a bitch
Is it true you turned Jack immortal so you can keep him all to yourself?
🤔
talon confirmed for a bunch of phantom of the opera loving emos
what do you mean they’re not just a technologically advanced My Chemical Romance cover band?