Sleepy Vampire

200618 i’m not but | kom

“Triple stack“

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@lunagf

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

when russian roulette comes on shuffle

this is what happens when you name your pokemon before you know what it evolves into.

she still baby tho…

characters who are staunch atheists in TES are so much funnier because the daedra and aedra are both extremely present and demonstratably real 

@starsponge

players: *enter a cave, tunnel, or other dimly-lit area* players: *open their mouths* the DM:

honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

Youngster: how do you cope with exams/anxiety/time management

Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm:

jenny slate / two, sleeping at last / an oresteia, euripidies (trans. anne carson) / the chaos of stars, kiersten white

IMAGINE

BEING SO HORNY

YOU HAVE TO MAKE A SEXY MOD 

FOR THE NIGHT MOTHER’S CORPSE

@ everyone replying to this/tagging this with “The Night MILF” I’m going to maul you like a wild animal. My domestication has been unraveled and I am coming for you like a terrible plague