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Is it a unspoken agreement among all artists who draw Ishmael as any furred animal to make her absolutely and utterly FLUFFY? Just an absolute unit of a creature whose bodyweight is 75 percent fur.

Like you could draw a puffball that is highlighter orange with cute white bows and people would recognize it as Ishmael

is this anything

Limbus Company has the funniest version of soulmates in which these twelve people, across myriad possibilities and timelines, through every possible contrivance and circumstance, are still coworkers in every universe.

Live A Live (2022) - The Wilds

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The Catholic Church spent $3 million trying to crush abortion rights in Kansas, and failed

If the church can spend 3 million dollars to influence the government, they need to be taxed.

Little malk doodle based on a tweet I saw

Being a Project Moon fan in 2022 feels a lot like being a Touhou fan in 2010. Noticeably tiny fan base that is EXTREMELY LOUD, Project Moon is probably their entire identity, how many fucking characters are there the video game, why does this indie developer have a literal novel as external source material for world building, “this game’s real hard I’m just gonna read a summary and listen to the music”

hold big bird like a burger

im really inactive sorry getting me into arknights was a mistake so have unassorted whiteboard doodles

why the fuck is cadaver spelt like that. of all words to use re instead of er when making that "err" sound it should be cadaver.

lookit. cadavre. doesn't that feel cool as fuck and more fitting? what the actual hell

We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public

They should hire me

And for when they make 2x1 deals

what if we all became terrorists and bombed automakers administrative buildings all over the world?

What if people just learned how to fucking drive and to look both ways

This is about self-driving cars my dude.

To be clear, this is an admission that self-driving cars will never work, and never be safe, but of course that's no reason to abandon the concept, because that wouldn't make them money. It's much simpler for them to rewrite the narrative so it's everyone else's fault when a self-driving car kills someone.

This is exactly what happened with the creation of "jaywalking" in the 20th century. Cars, even driven by humans, are dangerous, but rather than admit this, automotive companies created the narrative of the "jaywalker" to make it the pedestrian's fault for getting hit.

What I'm saying is that we should kill Ford's top brass and make a monument to pedestrians out of their bones.