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@klapollo / klapollo.tumblr.com

kai / 29 / he or she
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i really feel like every day now i have at least one miniature internal panic attack over how i'm never going to find love and im going to run out of time and die alone and that there's something deeply wrong with me keeping me from being lovable or partner material and i need to scramble to fix it but i dont know what it is. and i feel like such an incel loser about it tbh like it's shameful lol

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ive been trying to figure out how to navigate warm weather with my knee sleeve situation bc my thighs are so thick that even XL knee sleeves look silly on me with how they squeeze them (mind u i wear a size medium/large pants so idk what that's about) and i felt self conscious wearing them in shorts BUT i need support when im out walking or i'll aggravate my joints

so anyway i bit the bullet and bought some kt tape and holy shit???????? this stuff is amazing. it's so much more comfortable than the sleeves and it's way less cumbersome. why did i spend so long not taping.

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williamsburg is so scary and what's even scarier is that it's what most non-new yorkers picture when they think of brooklyn. like that's not brooklyn.......that's an alien invader who eats our food and breathes our air, she's not ours. craft breweries and upscale smoke shops....no! where's the fruit store owned by a 68 year old armenian man? where's the hole in the wall bakery that sells Portuguese custard tarts for a dollar? where's the YELLOW LINE? this is no civilization. i hate it

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was sitting in a cafe in williamsburg brooklyn new york yesterday and the baristas started having a giggle about tumblr and saying very confidently that the site crashed and burned after the smut ban and that it's been irrelevant ever since. like hello that's my house youre defaming with your words

i turned to faye and was like "they dont know im tumblr famous" and i can think of no better expression of tumblrism than a trans turning to another trans and bragging abut their scant following on a deserted microblogging site

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was sitting in a cafe in williamsburg brooklyn new york yesterday and the baristas started having a giggle about tumblr and saying very confidently that the site crashed and burned after the smut ban and that it's been irrelevant ever since. like hello that's my house youre defaming with your words

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touch me while your bros play undertale

ok stop fingering me sans is beating your ass to a fine paste

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touch me while your bros play undertale

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PAUL MCCARTNEY THE BEATLES: GET BACK (2021) episode 3: day 21 → the rooftop concert

The greatest revelation, to a casual like me, is young Paul McCartney. My perception of him coming in was almost certainly a product of not studying the subject deeply enough, but I thought of McCartney as a sort of happy puppy dog figure, a la Mr. Peanut Butter in Bojack Horseman, a poppy contrast to the brooding, poetic/psychedelic genius of John Lennon. (…) In Get Back, I realized within minutes exactly how wrong I’ve always been. Above all, the two things that struck me most were McCartney’s sheer intensity and his ridiculous, irrepressible talent. The latter might sound awfully obvious — this is Paul McCartney, idiot, of course he’s an otherworldly talent — but watching him rehearse, riff off his fellow Beatles, and invent melody from thin air makes it clear that I never came close to understanding the scope of it. (…)
But McCartney’s intensity is something else entirely, and totally unexpected. Far from an innocent, he’s infused with pure energy; in ways subtle and overt, he can’t help imposing himself on everyone around him. Even when he’s in his “unfailingly polite” mode (…) he’s brimming with hidden force, the biggest person in the room. (…)  
What’s so compelling about Paul McCartney is that more than any of the others, he seemed to want to break free. (…) He’s a one-man army, a force of nature, pick any term you want — they’re all true.
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