dance dimension x

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

so what if i'm pretentious. sometimes things are simply beneath me it's as simple as that

i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

think about this post I made constantly. words to live by truly

FUCK I'M SORRY

*touching the hair of a naturally blond man* stop it. for me

"Hhhhnnhggh middle-aged loser twink... I need him"

Janeway texting Chakotay when they get back to earth

Guards! put that man in a powdered wig

everyone saying "art doesn't need to be perfect" hasn't taken into account the art monster, the monster that comes and kills you if art doesn't look exactly like it did in your head