I Talk to the Stars

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

Here’s my hot take nothing is “good for women” besides smoking pot and looking at the moon

Gender-neutral abuse awareness? On this hellsite? Nice. 👏👏👏

right? that’s what i said…

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

finally some accuracy on this post

Wow

mods are asleep post cursed garfield

i hate when i make body-hair positivity posts and people (almost always white) comment with stuff like “yes fuzz is so cute!” like no….i’m not here for my girls with just fuzz i’m here for girls who have thick dark coarse hair all over their bodies, girls who have eyebrows thicker than their dad’s, girls whose eyebrows blend in with their hairlines, girls with mustaches, girls with thick sideburns, girls who have hairy arms, legs, toes, fingers, and hands, girls with nipple hair, girls who can’t tell where their tummy hair ends and their happy trail begins, girls with back hair, girls with unibrows. hair doesn’t have to be peach fuzz on a white body for it to still be cute.

Fandom will bend over backwards to paint Chris Evans as a progressive hero when all he does is make fun of Trump on twitter.

Meanwhile, Don Cheadle has BEEN fighting white supremacists on twitter and shows up on SNL supporting trans kids AND throwing shade at Trump

And people said his protect trans kids shirt was just a gimmick and that he doesn’t actually care not knowing he has a trans child who he supports unconditionally. Like the quickness of people to just refuse to acknowledge the work Black people do is just wild.

People on the notes are like “umm what does Chris Evans have to do about this :/ they are both great” it’s not about dragging Chris down, it’s about highlighting a disparity in appreciation, attention, and respect. People are literally making up stories about his wokeness because he helped Regina out of her seat while Don was called a poser and a fake activist for wearing the “protect trans kids” shirt. The point is to highlight how racism and bias shape celebrity stan culture.

Whoop there it is.

Chris isn’t the problem, it’s white fandom. They do this constantly. If black people speak out about an issue, it’s treated differently than when a white person does. Hell, this goes for POC in general. White fandom has an unwillingness to accept activism from anyone save for white celebrities

sometimes i dont know if Animal Planet’s The Most Extreme was a real show or just a cosmic fever dream when i was sick and home from school

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die

BABUSHKATS

babushkats.

HELP CAT NO BANANA

This stress ball without Europe.

Not a fail as it removes a primary historical source of stress

hey gamers

thats anime not gaming smh

Oh, my bad then

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon