something I very much needed to read today

STOP! do NOT take a picture of that stranger in a public space. "but it's so funny" don't care. "but the post won't get popular" quit it right now. "i'll only send it to a couple of friends" still creep behavior. "they're doing something strange and wearing weird-" don't even finish that one i do not care. "it's a wholesome post about an old person doing something cute or a homeless person i'm giving money to" fuck off and die. "but i asked for permission and they said okay" RIGHT THEN you may proceed

I have 3 moods:

1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. ?????????????? 3. !?!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

comfort boob grab ✅

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

Original images by @xxziggystardust and @chillgamesh-the-swing

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

Very important, cannot believe I forgot:

as a kid, I walked into a closet, saw an enormous snake, and then walked out. I walked up to my dad, as you do, and said "dad there's a huge snake in the closet"

so he smiled smugly, grabbed his knife (I think it was a machete?), walked off, and then I heard him scream followed shortly by three panicked slams

it turns out he didn't actually think he'd find a huge snake in there, but it sure was there, and he sure did chop it into three pieces

I wish I could believe you mean "as a father" but I know you mean "as a man"

if it makes you feel better, I'll call him daddy while I'm enjoying him as a man

I don't think that makes me feel better but thank you for sharing anyway

Nicolas Demeersman aka Pretty Punk (b. 1978, Seclin) Worldwide ongoing Fucking Tourist series 2009-2014 Captures The Resentment Of Locals With A Simple Gesture. (Info with each pic)

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

Taking myself on a silly little walk for my silly little mental health

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