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lena secretly on stan twitter running a @/supergirlofficialupdates account but every single update is some variation of "day 273: girl of steel still has not railed me"

Idk if anyone's done this with Lena but—

you BOOP Miette?????????

YOU BOOP HER LITTLE POST LIKE THE FOOTBALL????

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

i love soft intamacy like yes please gently caress my bare back in the tender hours of the night, softly hold my waist as im cooking a lazy dinner for us, sit with me and run your fingers through my hair, trace the freckles on my thighs as we laze around on a day off

back in myyyy day we got queerbaited and we said THANK YOU for it. this used to be a real website

Never forget how much we loved this

The world is oftentimes such an ugly place, but sometimes it can be so beautiful.

Like, when two choirs, one from Croatia and the other from Zimbabwe, met on the opposite sides of a Lisbon subway station and both sang to each other.

I unfortunately do not know what the Zimbabwe children choir sang to them (although it was so beautiful), but the Croatian klapa Kastav sang 'Kuća puna naroda' (a house full of people).

Video source: Irena Grdinić

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2024

other angle from that fight scene

Why are pole dancers usually mostly naked (and why am I usually not)?

I get this question from both directions, depending on how familiar people are with pole. In truth, I prefer the chrome for dancing, but silicone is better for videos.

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