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Katherine Cree / digital artist. This is where I post sketches, drawings, and paintings.
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Fifteen years later and I just this minute learned that ‘draught’, as in Draught of Living Death, Sleeping Draught, etc. is, in fact, pronounced “draft”.

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Then there’s this guy:

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In our defense:

caught - cawt

taught  - tawt

daughter - dawter

distraught  - distrawt

draught - draft

???

laugh - laff laughter - lafter

tough - tuff

cough - coff

There is plenty of precedent for gh representing an f sound if you were paying attention.

tHeRE is plENTy of PREcEDEnt if yOu weRe PAYing aTTEntIOn

Get over yourself.

“If you were paying attention” you would know that English has been dissected for centuries and determined to be one of the hardest phonological languages in modern existence due to the fact that it’s a hodgepodge of other languages resulting in various letters/digraphs being associated with various sounds.

(See, I can be just as pretentious.)

In fact, “if you were paying attention” then you would know about The Chaos, a famous (and infamous) poem written by Charivarius.

Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it’s written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation’s OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches, breeches, wise, precise, Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation — think of Psyche! Is a paling stout and spikey? Won’t it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It’s a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough — Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!!*

So there’s no sense in acting pretentious because you could recognize a single digraph. This language is a complete clusterfoque where the standard rules don’t apply.

Ouuuu

Bringing it back to the point, draught is pronounced like draft, not drought, and I hate English.

I knew this, but it’s nothing to be pretentious about. I’m pretty sure it’s simply because there’s a drinking culture in my province. Draught beer (or draft beer) is beer served from a tap off a keg. You see ‘draught’ on the menu and the waiter says ‘draft’ so you hear it properly.

So if someone knows the correct pronunciation, don’t let them get away with lording it over you, just respond, “Oh, do a lot of drinking, do you?”

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I think fantasy fiction and film saved me here, all these characters taking draughts off potions and such.

Also, how about slough? It can be pronounced BOTH FUCKING WAYS! In reference to skin or other material being shed, it is pronounced ‘sluff’. BUT, if you’re referring to a marsh or wetland, it’s pronounced 'slou’. What the what????

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Thanks so much, sweet anon (and all you other kind folks in my askbox)! I am now Milestone years old and it’s…. fine, I guess.

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Update: sorry for vanishing

So, I disappeared from Tumblr entirely for the past two months, and I feel bad about letting my blog go suddenly inactive for so long with no warning.

I had mentioned my father’s cancer had come back in a more aggressive form. Turns out the chemotherapy treatments did not work this time. My father lost his battle with cancer on June 24th.

I disconnected from all social media because I didn’t want to talk about it. I still don’t know what to say. I spent the last two years of my life scheduling everything around dad’s needs, and now the center of my orbit is gone. It hurts and I feel a little lost. Mom and I are doing all right, but suddenly this house seems huge and empty.

I haven’t had the energy to do any art.

I threw myself into a new playthrough of Dragon Age Inquisition - as a mage romancing Cullen because I need a happily ever after with curly haired children and puppies - because I still haven’t played any of the DLC, and at least in Thedas I can fix things, kind of. Stalled out as usual at WEWH because I detest the monster that is that section of quest. I might just let the Empress get assassinated, breeze through it as fast as possible... because lets face it, all three of the ruling options are terrible people.

Found my little brother’s Animorphs book collection in a box and blew through those in a few days. When I can sit down and art again, I might have to give Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill a try, because aliens and nostalgia.

I’m also helping mom with the innumerable things that need doing; changing things over into her name, paring down vehicles, and surprisingly planning vacations. We’re going to take a 5 day holiday to go see the total solar eclipse in August and knock around somewhere other than this old house for a bit. We haven’t tackled clearing out dad’s closets yet. I don’t think either one of us are ready for it.

So yeah. I’m probably going to be a little spotty at best on updating for another month or so while I deal with things. If you need to get my attention send me a message- any tagged posts will probably get lost in my feed.

Hope everyone is doing well.

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Hello every person who happened upon this post! My pantry’s empty and the end of the month has just gone by leaving my wallet as empty as a good old desert right now, with a rolling bush included. This means it’s time to open commissions again. Please take a look and consider reblogging this post and signal boosting to help a lass out! Thanks!

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My mother is retiring as a high school biology teacher this year. One of the ladies in the Science Department contacted me looking for pictures of mom throughout the years to use in a surprise slideshow thing they’re gonna show at her retirement party tomorrow. I couldn’t find anything from before the birth of my older brother... So I had to ask mom herself where the old photos were.

You guys are my cover. Mom happens to be a fraternal twin and I said I got into an argument about how closely fraternals resemble one another with people on the internet because the Ryder’s are twins, to have a reason to get kid pictures of mom and her sister. So uh yeah. Here’s my mom back when she was all tiny.

And no, I still don’t know which one she is. Well, I can tell which one’s my Uncle Gary.

So yeah. twins.

Bonus: I found me when I was 2 weeks old on my dad’s lap while he plays the piano. MY FACE.

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When I read Sweet Little Lies fanfic, I had a lot of different emotions and, most importantly, inspiration. Especially in chapter 3, when Reyes did not want to let go of Siri, having a premonition of bad. I’m very grateful to @vorchagirl for her fanfics and the inspiration she gives me. I look forward to the new chapters of this amazing story, as well as new fanfics. Continue writing)))

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What’s your basic…

Outfit: Jeans, shirt, hoodie. I’m primary caretaker for my father during the day.

Shoes to go are:  slip on sneakers.

Makeup: unless I’m going somewhere that requires heels, there will be no gunk on my face. Or I’ve gotten THAT bored (which only happens when the internet goes out.)

Coffee order: I generally don’t order coffee when I’m out - soda girl all the way. But at home, coffee gets heavily modified with creamer and sweetener.

Nighttime routine: tumblr / drawing or painting, wash face, brush teeth, set alarm, pass out in bed.

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