miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

perfect boy .

it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

"You're too young to remember this, but there used to be so many insects outside that you would have to clean them off the windshield after a long car ride" is the kind of sentence that would have been in a cheesy scifi short story earlier in my life, perhaps submitted to a literary magazine and accepted to show support for its environmentalist message - now it's something I've said in earnest.

everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother

Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.

people are so insensitive to artists who are picking up a new medium. it's always "woah dude what the hell" and "whose blood even is that" never how was blender was blender fun

You were born with a purpose but found it oppressive and restrictive? You instead honour your mother and follow her example? You slayed a god to claim your own destiny? How very transgender. You a real one. I'd kill for you. I have. I will again.

Girl, same

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

Pokémon Card Game Art Collection

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

bro, you wouldn't use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing... right bro?

maybe some of y'all but some of us (me) aren't afraid to be smothered like home made mashed potatoes and gravy.

Left tit Hansel, right tit Gretel the way im getting lost in there fym

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

Reminds me of the veggie tale twitter post

the what

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

what this post has shown me is that so many of people on this hellsite cannot distinguish between a poor little meow meow and a blorbo from my shows smh

Hope this helps!

who made this post

Another hit post from God themself