whats up tumblr i met zach last night. Top 10 Anime Plot Twists
i had this idea in the shower
hjppocampus-blog reblogged
only here to say me and gf meme king @hjppocampus are meeting in nov
going to Houston to meet hippo campus and @hiptolazed y’all want anything?
i’ve had these for months i don’t know what to do with this information please just take them off my filthy hands for god’s sake
hjppocampus-blog reblogged
LIBERAL ARTS MAJOR: hi
STEM MAJOR: hi
NATHAN STOCKER’S PASSWORD:
Password:MyHeight
Error:Password Too Short!
AJIT PAI: no more imternet
Joke Originated By: hjppocampus © All Rights Reserved (you can’t steal it, my daddy is a lawyer sweetie! 😘)
LIBERAL ARTS MAJOR: hi
STEM MAJOR: hi
NATHAN STOCKER’S PASSWORD:
Password:MyHeight
Error:Password Too Short!
AJIT PAI: no more imternet
Joke Originated By: hjppocampus © All Rights Reserved (you can’t steal it, my daddy is a lawyer sweetie! 😘)
suicidesaturdaze
i need a degree in linguistic anthropology to understand this
SUICIDESATURDAZE BE LIKE: I Do Not Understan . . .
LIBERAL ARTS MAJOR: hi
STEM MAJOR: hi
NATHAN STOCKER'S PASSWORD:
Password:MyHeight
Error:Password Too Short!
AJIT PAI: no more imternet
Joke Originated By: hjppocampus © All Rights Reserved (you can't steal it, my daddy is a lawyer sweetie! 😘)
the Western Kids music video ISN'T like those animated shrek and "potato knishes" youtube videos that were popular in like 2014 it is creative and different and you stupid fucking mainstreamers just don't want to understand the depth of it ok i have to be honest with you guys they just left the room for a second so i'm really scared but hippo campus is holding me at gunpoint right now there's 4 guns i don't know if this part of the text post will ever make it to Tumblr but the Western Kids music video is exactly like the animated shrek and "potato knishes" youtube videos that were popular in like 2014 why are they trying to silence me why are they trying to take my rights away th
“why can’t anything we do ever be enough for you? why? what more can we fucking do? will we ever make you happy?” jake cries out in frustration, all of hippo campus sobbing on their knees in front of me.
“ooooo baseball good ooooo want more oooooo” -me
hippo campus fall tour video by austin roa, edited by me into zach being an asshole
hello tumblr. i have not posted in one month. i know you all have missed this fine piece of ass. i return with a gift.
i really hope everyone understands this i am sorry
hjppocampus-blog reblogged
hippocampusimagines
Hippo Campus Imagine ❤️
you’re in a car with zach and you’re kissign ❤️ and then he says the car is broken down and he’s going to get more fuel and you say “ok baby” and it’s been a long time and you’re thinking “where is my baby he should be back by now” and then you hear scratching but then it stops and you go back to sleep. you wake up in the morning and he’s still not there so you get out and check and man door hand hook car door
we literally............have an exact date for when baseball will be released. i genuinely don't know what i'm gonna do now. what am i gonna complain about now. actual global issues? global warming? i mean yea. that stuff is bad. sure. but we've lived in a world without baseball for this long. we've won this war now. where do we go from here. let's all delete our blogs at the same time fuck this website. hjppocampus.exe has stopped working
spo on the piano
hey guys!!!! who has TWO thumbs AND also has 500 FOLLOWERS NOW!!!!!!! not me, technically. i have 500 followers now but be sure to tune in to my new TLC series "I Have One Fucking Thumb" this Tuesday at 8/7c