tumblrs ad system is really like This week all our ads are going to call you schizophrenic and depressed. Next week? Fat and STD ridden

Yang Gang!

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

And none of us are getting ANYTHING CUZ WE’RE ALL A BUNCH OF DISGUSTING PERVERTS

But that’s fine.

I bought myself the Loki costume in Minecraft, so its a Merry fucking Christmas for me!

Happy Holidays, followers!

But no. People wanna just say you're procrastinating because youre lazy

Sending warm and loving thoughts to every autistic person who fears they will have a bad sensory experience this holiday season that they won’t be able to avoid. I love you.

if you fold your clothes before you put them in the warsher they will come out folded and you will save time

All I want for Christmas is my nails done and a bunch of weed ☹️

Whoever gets me my gifts gets their very own custom vid!

i have a red heart on the exact same place omg

The Mandalorian when he inevitably turns in Baby Yoda but realizes he made a mistake

here is a short list of how Ben and Jerry are actually the same person:

-easily flustered/startled -married to hot blonde -their wives are amazing and too good for them -have three children -actual human disasters -bisexual

didn’t realize this was about the men from parks and rec and thought you were talking about the ice cream men

Lower y’all prices, damn

im glad you’re all appreciating this post because i nearly snapped my fingers off trying to get a satisfactory bone creaking noise for this

#OP YOU USED YOUR OWN BONES??? #HELLO????? (via @xtec)

I Am Very Dedicated To My Art

apple TV and disney plus are pushing me back to piracy. streaming almost made an honest woman out of me... but it’s time to sin

that’s cute.... *hikes skirt up a little higher* i’ll show you REAL piracy

*family sits down to watch a movie together*

80 executives: THEY JUST CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT, THEY JUST CAN’T!

this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

Whoever doesn’t repost this I’m afraid of

Year of Keanu

If Keanu Reeves woke me up in the middle of a landfill and told me we need to burn the city down I wouldn’t even question him, I would just do it. He knows better than me.