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Kitty Lynn | She/Her | 30 | ISFJ Magical Girls, Idols, and Lesbians
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yurimother
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yurimother

Right now Sexiled is the number 1 light novel on Bookwalker!! If you want to get a copy for it FOR FREE, be sure to enter the giveaway!!

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buttersketches
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i-am-a-fish

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

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darknesshaspurplehair

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

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thuriweaver

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

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ren-allen

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

Some big spicy joy pls

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

i request the big spicy joy

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iwoulddieforklaus

please, joy.

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castielismyhusband2266

Please

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tree-of-blue-squirrel

Fish is good

I trust the fish

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broadwaytheanimatedseries

Could really use some big spicy joy right about now

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frillypinkdreams
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i-am-a-fish

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

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darknesshaspurplehair

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

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thuriweaver

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

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ren-allen

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

Some big spicy joy pls

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

i request the big spicy joy

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korisuoh
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mishafletcher

so a little while back, i wrote a cookbook, and the post’s being passed around tumblr a whole lot lately. (thanks for that, by the way! i’ve made like a hundred dollars this week and my cat’s very excited about the fancy pumpkin-and-nastiness catfood that she’s going to get in celebration.) 

when i released the book, i was like, oh, i oughta do something for promo! which i promptly did not do, at all. but i’m doing it now! free cookbooks for all! well, for some. five. five, to be exact, free cookbooks for five.

anyhow, this is the book i wrote: 

Cooking is terrible, and food is often a massive pain in the ass. Eating is sometimes ok, sometimes a giant drag, and somehow still a thing that you have to do multiple times a day, which seems enormously unfair. This book isn’t going to teach you how to cook, or turn you into the kind of person who hosts effortless dinner parties, or make you more attractive and popular and interesting. At best, it’s going to make it slightly more likely that you manage to eat something in the ten minutes between walking in the door and falling into the sweet embrace of the internet. I’m not joking—a lot of this can be done, start to finish, in ten to fifteen minutes. I resent thirty-minute meals because it feels like about twenty-eight minutes too long to spend on feeding myself. If you’re excited to get home from work and spend an hour cooking dinner, this isn’t the book for you. If you really value authenticity, this isn’t the book for you. If you literally only eat three foods and you’re happy like that, this isn’t the book for you. If you, like me, are tired and depressed and just need to get some food into your face once in a while, this is definitely the book for you. You should buy it. Maybe it’ll help.

you can buy it on amazon or gumroad, or you can win a copy (in pdf, epub, or mobi format) by reblogging this post. 

other important stuff:

  • winners will be chosen by a random generator
  • please don’t spam people–reblog no more than twice
  • no giveaway blogs
  • you do not have to follow me
  • there are reviews on amazon; my cooking is terrible tag has questions people have asked me
  • contest closes friday, august 17, 2018, at 11:59 pm pacific time
  • winners have to give me their email address so i can send them the book
  • please maybe have a snack and be nice to yourself. you don’t have to do this to win, i just think that it’d be good.
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