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This picture has never been more relevant than right now
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The money made from my shop and commissions are currently going towards vet bills so i can get my pet rat on medicine for her seizures. Right now I’m not sure if im going to have enough in my paycheck to take her and be able to afford both the medicine and the visit itself. Any help will be greatly appreciated! You can message me directly if you are interested in a commission.
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Durge: Gortash and I are in love.
Ketheric: You've tried to kill each other.
Durge: "You've have tried to kill each other"- yes and? Do you have a problem with true love?
Gortash: It's called foreplay, Ketheric, look it up.
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I am once again screaming inside because at his core Halsin is a deeply PLAYFUL person!
His playful, sarcastic "I AM?!" when you say he's big for an elf! He has banters where he teasingly roasts Shadowheart AND Gale at different times! He teases that you might be a lunatic for freeing a bear without knowing if it would attack you, he indulges the Drow twins by changing into a bear and letting the player ride him around, he loves bear puns (or really animal jokes in general), the way he flexes his muscles if the player mentions him moving things three grown men couldn't...
He wants to PLAY!!! The reason he's so serious for most of the story isn't because he's just the "sage wise archdruid" but because all the trauma he's faced FORCED him to be. Given the slightest bit of a chance to be himself (like traveling with a camp full of weirdos), he instantly shows his playful side, and it only comes out more in his epilogue.
He just wants to play!!
He’s looking for enrichment
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ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum
quitoito
every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me
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Happy Earth Day!
We share this beautiful planet with over two million other species, from wasps the size of a grain of dust to whales larger than an office building. Yet, many of these species now face extinction due to the ways in which we humans have modified the planet to suit our needs. According to the International Union for the Conservation of Nature (IUCN), 13% of birds, 21% of reptiles, 27% of mammals, 37% of sharks, and 41% of amphibians are currently endangered, and some estimates suggest that 28% of all species on Earth are at risk of extinction in the near future. Imagine you woke up tomorrow and more than a quarter of every plant, animal, and fungus, from the elephants at the zoo to the earthworms beneath the soil, simply vanished, never to be seen ever again. If we choose to continue treating our planet so poorly, this will become a reality.
Here at Consider Nature, we believe the best way to protect our planet is to arm ourselves with knowledge! Over the years, we have written many articles on some of Earth’s coolest, weirdest, and most-endangered species, in the hope of inspiring readers to step up to the plate and protect biodiversity. I hope you will spend a few minutes of your Earth Day today reading about some of the species we believe are worth saving.
Zacaton grasslands in central Mexico, home to the Zacatuche, or volcano rabbit. Image credit: Jurgen Hoth
The Succulent Karoo, one of the most biodiverse ecosystems on Earth and home to the Karoo Padloper. Image credit: Tjeerd Wiersma under CC BY-SA 2.0.
The Gulf of California, home of the critically endangered Vaquita. Image credit: Natural World Heritage Sites.
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POV Aziraphale
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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again
Yes please be mad about it, genuinely- You used to be able to purchase a single disk to install it and use it forever after that initial purchase of one key. It sickens me to see all this stuff which used to be a one time purchase be shunted under a subscription now.
"Why is pirating going back up?!"
This. This is why. People don't mind paying a high price for software if it's only the once, or every 4-5 years.
But having to pay a high price regularly? Especially in the cases where you lose access to your own work if you don't?
That's why people are pirating software.
It’s possible to buy a non-subscription version of Word; Microsoft just intentionally makes it very difficult to find (and also expensive).
However, I know a guy who knows a guy website: MS Office Pro for $50. If the link starts going to a Page Not Found, just search the site; they usually have some form of this sale available.
Worth noting: while $50 is still more money than $yo-ho-ho, that money is a great way to make VERY clear to Microsoft that we DO want one-time-purchase products, not subscriptions.
My laptop just died. If it can't be fixed and I need to replace it, this post is gonna be a real life saver, because my family has been sharing an old version of Word that came with a limited number of lifetime licenses, and we're fresh out.
Get LibreOffice. It's fully compatible with MS Office, but it's free and open source. You're welcome. :-)
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i’ll gladly pay $6 for someone to film the audience reaction at ghost files live on thursday
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Anonymous asked:
All the Papa's and sistor Imperator too dealing with an S.O. who is terrible with mornings and can be a little grumpy when they first wake up. Some nice fluff please :)
TerzOmega in Terzo's because fuck yeah throuples. - Nosferatu
Papas and Sister Imperator with a morning grouch s/o
Primo (he/him)
- He wakes up early and goes to sleep pretty early, so he wakes up before you.
- While before he would just get up after a few minutes, he now prefers to stay in bed, holding you close until you wake up.
- He finds your grumpiness endearing.
- He always observes you wake up, smiling fondly at you.
- Your complaining always makes him chuckle softly.
- He doesn't mind you being in a bad mood in the morning.
- Sometimes he asks what dreams you had if you're particularly grumpy that day.
- After your mandatory cuddles, he'll brew you your favorite tea.
- Might sneak in a piece of your favorite cake or pie that he baked himself.
Secondo (he/him)
- It depends on what day it is and what a night it was.
- On a work day, this man gets up at 5 AM exactly. On his own, no alarm clock needed. It's fucking scary.
- You know how in Papaganda he just randomly opened his eyes and got up? That's how it usually is.
- And somehow, he doesn't fucking get hangovers on work days. It's not even sorcery, it's sheer fucking willpower. He just wills his hangover away so he can put on his fancy make-up and go on to do Papa things.
- He usually does his morning routine first. You know, shower, getting dressed in whatever he's planning to make breakfast in,
taking care of his hair, making said breakfast for you, eating his own breakfast, changing into the Papal robes, doing the paint and then he's off to work. Chances are, he doesn't really witness you being grumpy those mornings because he leaves so damn early. - If it's his day off, he stays in bed longer, but he's still up and fully functional by 8AM.
- Unless it's a day off after a party... you're lucky if he wakes up before noon on those days.
- So the only times he gets to witness you being grouchy in the morning is when he's off and didn't party last night... which, in all fairness, is rare.
- But! If he does witness it, he goes full gourmet on your breakfast and pretty much spoils you the entire day.
- He's got too much money, anyway.
Terzo (he/they)
- If they see you grumpy in the morning, he's gonna pout in a teasing but loving way, asking what dream you were pulled out of to be so unhappy with it.
- Terzo is not allowed in the kitchen without adult supervision (Omega) because that's a hazard.
- Not just fire hazard, general hazard. They'd probably manage to burn water if left alone in the kitchen.
- Fortunately, Omega wakes up before you both and makes you breakfast before Terzo gets any stupid ideas.
- Or, if you all have a lazy day, you order some nice pancakes or whatever you want.
- You're stuck between them both for as long as it takes. Omega's tits are great pillows, make yourself comfortable while Terzo works either as a teddy bear or as a blanket for the two of you.
- Cuddle away the grumpiness, y'know?
Copia (he/him)
- If he manages to wake up early (he never does, he's playing Driving Miss Daisy at night), he's gonna stay in bed with you and try to cheer you up with crappy jokes.
- If he wakes up after you or you wake up around the same time, he offers to have a lazy day together.
- Yes, he has work to do. No, it doesn't matter. You're more important and he doesn't want to do his fucking job.
- You end up watching old movies and playing games together.
- Maybe you take the rats out for a walk in your pockets.
- Or drive around on your trikes. Yes, he got you one.
- You probably have to run around a bit to avoid Papa Nihil and Sister Imperator. You're only in trouble if you get caught, you know?
- You might as well just hide all day, pretty much. And have as much fun as possible.
- You probably even end up going for a drive and getting McDonald's...
- Only to be caught by Imperator when you get back. You both end up getting scolded.
Old Nihil (he/him)
- He clings to you, both asleep or awake. His arms are around you at night and in the morning when you wake up.
- So if you wake up grumpy, he just pulls you into his chest more tightly, letting you nuzzle in.
- For someone his age, he's actually somewhat well-built (or rather, he has a build of someone who took care of himself pretty well but never got to do any actual body building).
- He's the type of person to pretend he's still asleep just so he can be clingy for longer. And you just have absolutely no way to get out of his arms.
- He insists that cuddling it out and letting him admire you is the best possible option in this situation.
- He loves you so much, surely when you let him show you for just a bit longer, you'll feel better!
- You're pretty much stuck in his arms until he's willing to let go.
- You don't leave the bed before noon.
Young Nihil (he/him)
- Baby boy has a hangover of the century almost every morning.
- You can't really expect too much from a guy whose permament bedroom decor is a bucket next to the bed.
- Once he feels a bit better, he'll try to help. Once the painkillers kick it, at least.
- He's gonna brush his teeth and come back to cover you with lazy, barely awake kisses.
- No better cure for a hangover and grumpiness than some affection... that may or may not become more, you know?
- Either way, you end up cuddling for a few hours. He lets you grumble into his chest or shoulder.
- You can even bite if needed. Just give him a warning if you're gonna bite instead of just nibbling.
- He might make little braids in your hair if it's long enough. And if he's not in too much pain.
Young Sister Imperator (she/her)
- Yeah. Her too.
- While she's used to getting up in the morning, she's still grumpy about it. She doesn't get to sleep all that much because of all her responsibilities.
- Usually her morning starts by her, barely awake, making herself a big cup of coffee. Then bringing it to the bedroom, laying down in bed again and letting the smell wake her up more properly.
- She makes you a hot drink of choice, too.
- And as grumpy and unhappy about waking up you might be, seeing her barely awake is somewhat endearing.
- Especially as she puts the cups down and crawls back in with you, clinging to you for the few more minutes of sleep she can get.
- You end up falling asleep with her again. And she leaves the bed a second time much more discreetly, not waking you up this time.
- So you just get to nap through your grumpiness.
Old Sister Imperator (she/her)
- She slowly managed to implement a healthier life-work balance over the years, so she's not as constantly exhausted anymore.
- She still wakes up with the smell of coffee, though.
- Instead of bringing it to her bedroom, though, she instead sits down in her favorite leather armchair and enjoys her coffee slowly before facing the rest of her day.
- If she leaves before you wake up, she leaves you a cup of your favorite hot drink on the nightstand.
- If you're awake before she leaves, she'll chuckle fondly at your grumpiness, hold your face in her hands and kiss your forehead. She finds you absolutely adorable, especially all sleepy and grumpy like that.
- She makes sure you get all the time you need to relax before you face whatever awaits you that day.
- One of her Ghoulettes is assigned to keep you company and take care of you when she's not available.
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Written by Nosferatu.
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No thoughts, just missing Aether
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Aziraphale is a keeper of the divine order who instinctively creates clutter and turmoil. Crowley is an agent of chaos who stress cleans like an addict. These two ineffable idiots really are perfect for each other.
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8 AND A HALF MONTHS TILL GINGER GENDER TWINK AND ACTING CHOICES BIMBO ARE BACK
The second I see a GOS3 BTS photo I'm going to simply pass away, stimming won't be enough I will simply explode out of this skin prison-
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I just found out that Good Omens was possibly going to be a film back in 1992, and because I think I was INEFFABLE for Michael and David to play Aziraphale and Crowley.
Imagine them in there early 20s and it being their breakout roles.
BUT.
In the end. I'm very grateful we got our Angel and Demon with their beautiful forehead wrinkles, crow's feet and laugh lines. I love these men and their aged faces.