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every time I wear this crop top I feel like shaggy with boobs

feel like shaggy big naturals is not a common enough experience on this blog

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

I wondered why green is so associated with hope and then I remembered being 8 and seeing a little plant sprout after a few days of waiting and. Yeah. I get it now.

at this point 2 sunny days in a row makes me feel like im on fucking adderall or something

reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

i like how this post gets circulated the most around evening. like yes gang settle down! we know when it's bed time!

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

I just wanted to share this article about Palestine's right to revolt and why it is important that we support it. It also has sources embedded in the text that debunk misinformation about them and Hamas. I implore everyone to read it and spread this information around.

Always remember that Palestine was explicitly granted the right to armed resistance by the United Nations, against the zionist occupation. The article mentions the U.N. enshrining that right for occupied and colonized people, but the U.N. also explicitly named Palestine in the resolution, as well as Namibia and Zimbabwe who were also fighting against apartheid and illegal occupation.

Some guy behind me ordered 15 sugars with his coffee and I instinctively blurter out "what the fuck? 15?" with my windows down and I heard him laugh.

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

“you should stop using recipes the trial and error is important in learning to cook” I’d literally rather intentionally poison myself than accidentally make a bad meal. I’d sooner eat my own hands than go blindly into making food. “you need to make your own recipes you need to find out what You like” why. someone on the internet already did and a bunch of other people’s peer review dictated it was good. i think i will also think it’s good. can you tell i grew up poor i hate wasting food

Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.

pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

cons

stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to hand make lace so all is well

& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously

you look at a fruit fly and tell me it's ever been anywhere else

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