nygpottt-blog reblogged
What Ed is really doing (probably...maybe...hopefully)
*Oswald saves Ed from being choked to death*
Ed: Oh God, I almost died. Who knew Butch's grip was that intense? I mean- Wait. What is Oswald doing? Did Oswald save me? Is he going to kiss me? Oh my God he's going to kiss me. I've been waiting for this day for so long and now it's finally going to happen he's touching my face I mean kiss me damn it kiss me!!!
Ed: He's not kissing me. I'm confused. He's helping me to my feet. We're leaving. We're in the car going home. What?!
*Oswald brings Ed tea*
Ed: Alright, this seems like a good moment to bring the topic up like real subtly. *ahem* I hope you know, Oswald, I would do anything for you. You can always count on me.
Ed: Oh my God it worked here we go he's going to kiss me yes I'm a genius yes yes yes wait he didn't kiss me. WHAT THE HELL?!?! He's hugging me. I mean, oh, it's a very romantic hug, but honestly what the hell do I have to do???
*Isabella shows up*
Ed: Light bulb moment! So yes, this is my girlfriend whom I love and adore look how in love we are did I mention I am in love with this woman so much?
Isabella: Wait, I'm confused, what are yo-
Ed: Shhh, play along, woman, play along, play along, play along!
