Oh Hey Guise

most americans unknowingly breathe in about 30 to 40 "microburgers" daily

if you are within smelling distance of a burger joint you are likely inhaling these fumes

I would do things to him that are illegal.

Happy Birthday Ignis!💜

When the last fight is lost, the last sword broken; The last call sounded, the last order spoken;

May I offer you a bunny girl with big silly cartoonishly large hammer?

— Unknown

The boy~

hey man can i come over and eat sour cream and onion chips in your bed and wipe my hands on your blanket and pillows

Imagine serving your secret restaurant recipe to 4 dudes on a road trip and one of them goes "I dare say, I can make this at camp." And start writing down every detail of your recipe accurately in his notebook and you never see them again cause he DOES make it at camp.

I would go insane I just know Iggy gets kicked out of restaurants on the regular

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

I saw a tesla last week with a bumper sticker that said something along the lines of "I bought this before we knew Elon was insane" and honestly?? Fair. Been thinking about them ever since.

calcifer: sophie form an extremely suspicious contract with me

sophie: uh idk man. you’re a demon?

calcifer: but i’m being exploited :c

sophie, her instinct as a low/no-wage worker instantly overriding all sensibilities as a self-aware fantasy character: i guess we have no choice but to unionize

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#it is a truth universally acknowledged #that an empty building in august must be in want of becoming a spirit halloween store

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#it is a truth universally acknowledged #that an empty building in august must be in want of becoming a spirit halloween store

i love listening to songs in another language . like hell ya brother i don’t know what the fuck ur saying but this shit is Slapping

this can also go for songs in languages you’re literally fluent in . by the way. like this post if you can just never process what people are saying to you

every touch an apology