It’s infuriating how so many women were (and still are) discriminated against for being female
she also killed and dissected a rabbit so that her peter rabbit would be as ACCURATE as possible. all the magic of countless children’s childhoods was built upon the bones of a single bunny’s sacrifice. how delightful. how horrific. what necromancer could dream of such impact with a single stroke of their blade.
telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself
i don’t believe in torture methods but i do believe jeff bezos should be forced to work in one of his amazon warehouses for the rest of his life and also in hell when he dies forever and ever and demons should poke and prod his shitty body if he stops for even one second
Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”
Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”
She points up and says: “3 pulls”
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”
Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”
Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”
*Breathes in*
Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.
scientists everywhere are gagged
Are… are you joking? Please tell me she’s joking…
no???? this is all 100% fact
I spawned a friendly skeever in the Hall of Attainment and J'zargo keeps telling it that it’s unwelcome and needs to leave.
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She was serving
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What's sucks is feeling all the sugar just by looking at this
This post tastes like lunchroom trading and jungle gyms
Can someone buy me this so we can share them after gym class 🥺
The memories
My cavities are punching me for looking at this
Update: We just got in Pop Rocks,Bubble Tape, Baby Bottle Pop and Zots! Random boxes will get extra goodies including the Retromini, the new original Tamagotchi or Reptar Cereal Candy!
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My teeth and tongue started fizzing looking at all this candy 🍬
Experience tranquility
Young Ben Shapiro vs 2012 Elon Musk who would win
Neo Blademaster vs. The Cybermancer
11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta
