archiving this blog

This blog has been around forever and I figured I needed a fresh start. I’m recovered from a lot of bad shit and I need to let it all go, and I can’t really do that if I’ve still got this blog.

Those of you who are interested in following my new blog and keeping in touch with me, shoot me an ask or dm for the URL

This blog will stay here, but I won’t be using it anymore. I’ve transferred the ownership of my sideblogs to my new account and those will remain active.

archiving this blog

This blog has been around forever and I figured I needed a fresh start. I’m recovered from a lot of bad shit and I need to let it all go, and I can’t really do that if I’ve still got this blog.

Those of you who are interested in following my new blog and keeping in touch with me, shoot me an ask or dm for the URL

This blog will stay here, but I won’t be using it anymore. I’ve transferred the ownership of my sideblogs to my new account and those will remain active.

Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

I have tinnitus

Plato Is A Little Bitch But I Can Control Him

No Allegory. Just Go In A Cave

I made a quiz that will tell you your orientation because I thought the ones out there were lacking. there will be no ‘who are you attracted to’ questions here. reblog and tell me what you got

I made a quiz that’ll tell you what kind of gay cowboy you are

why? because i think its funny

Penguins getting weighed.

Penguine lady: good boy! Who’s a good boy!

Penguine: [UNGODLY SHRIEKS OF TERROR]

For people wondering why they train zoo animals- this is why. 

So they can do simple medical things without stressing the animals. 

they’re GOOD BOYS

I don't think anything will ever validate me more then watching a group of literal brain and heart surgeons confidently walk into the conference room, only to have their leader sadly shuffle out to my office 15 minutes later and ask me to come help them with the projector.

Having a 52 year old heart surgeon say "you're not gonna be able to fix it Kait is the only one who can do it" is the modern day equivalent of being fed grapes on a fainting chair

#oh man yes i love being the token millenial around old scientists #i don’t know shit about technology but being younger than 40 gives me cyborg instincts #i.e. i know where to plug in the hdmi cable

The fallen Angel Lucifer and the Moon on March 31 2020

My music taste is either loud emo punk who drinks 20 energy drinks per day and hasn’t showered in weeks and dropped out of school (modern baseball, the front bottoms, McCafferty, my chemical romance, GRLwood, the casualties, Mother Mother, etc)

OR

Cottagecore frög mom with a garden of herbs and a wife who helps tend to the garden. drinks tea and bakes bread. Probably a witch. (hozier.,., pretty much just hozier.. all his songs on repeat for multiple days)

trans men who wear cowboy hats have more raw sexual energy than anyone

If a trans cowboy said howdy to me I would die on the spot