*rises from the grave after like half a year to bring you self-indulgent YouTube AU*

Yuuri (Travel and Food Channel) 

- On Yuuri’s channel he records his world travels and does deep “Thoughts From Videos” but he also likes to document his day-to-day life and show-off all the yummy food he discovers during his travels

- He meets his S/O while filming a video! He’s just recording himself walking down a street when suddenly he turns around and seems them dancing 

- In a daze, he introduces himself and asks if he can record them (unaware that he cut off his own monologue)

- To help spread the word about their dance channel, they had been taking to doing some street performing and Yuuri’s recording gives their channel a huge boost!

- S/O invites him out for some food after they’re finished dancing and they record their first video together!!!

- The first time he met his future S/O is just candidly recorded on his Youtube channel PLEASE SAVE ME

Viktor (Lifestyle and Positivity Channel)

- While Viktor isn’t into makeup (he doesn’t like the heavy feel of it on his skin) - his skin care and hair tutorials (especially when his hair was still long) are actually a GOD SEND

- He likes to do Q & A’s with his fans and honestly this man is the biggest ray of sunshine ever??? 

- He meets his S/O through a contest he runs to give lyrics to the little introduction theme he has in all his videos. One of the prizes for winning the contest is to appear in one of Viktor’s videos and seriously all of his viewers can tell he’s smitten instantly 

- THEY DO ALL THE TAGS AND CHALLENGES KNOWN TO YOUTUBE TOGETHER

- Honestly the largest ray of sunshine couple known to the internet???

Yurio (Gaming Channel)

- Yurio runs a popular “Let’s Play!” Youtube channel

- Boy gets a lil’ aggressive when gaming, a.k.a gaming = TIME TO SHOUT, but the way he gets angry is just so entertaining??? Like just imagine this boy just going on like a 10 minute rant about unfair respawn positions???

- His Musician Youtuber S/O writes a bunch of cheery and or sarcastic jingles for Yurio’s channel which cut into the video whenever Yurio’s shouting gets particularly bad (for example: “I need healing”, “that was TOTALLY fair a.k.a you pushed me off the level”, “Thanks for the back-up bro”)

- Think of that joke trope where someone starts swearing so they cut away to something else but when you return it comes back to an out of context threat

Bonus: Phichit (Because you can pry Beauty Guru! Phichit from my COLD DEAD H A N D S)

- Because let’s face it - when the eyeliner gods have blessed you in the way they have bestowed gifts upon Phichit - they must share their knowledge with the world. 

- When Phichit does make-up tutorials and he needs music to fill in time, he likes to use indie artist music to help support the indie artists on Youtube

- One of his future S/O’s fans (they’re following is growing!) links Phichit to some of their music and he features it in his next video.

- They give a huge shout-out to Phichit in their next video, which of course Phichit watches and wait just a moment …. their makeup is absolutely flawless

- Low-key his next tutorial is straight-up a make-up look inspired by them and this spirals into them doing a “who can do the other’s makeup better video” (which honestly both looks are flawless)

- In no time, Phichit posts a “The Time You Met My Significant Other!” video and that’s just how they announce their relationship! AND THEIR FANS LOSE IT

Hello anon! I loved that ask so much - I really was hoping that people would request more of it so thanks so much!! (Speaking of which - I’m totally open to writing even more of these!). 

While part one of this ask requested female pronouns, this ask didn’t so I’ll be using they/them pronouns and referring to them as “Royal” as their name

Otabek (I cheated a little with this one)

- With the death of both of their parents, Royal is now to take the throne of their nation.

- Royals from all the surrounding kingdoms send their representatives to try and seduce the new ruler but none of them have a genuine interest in them and they struggle to keep civil relations with these nations while refusing their many suitors.

- Otabek (their father’s former retainer) IS STRESSING SOMETHING FIERCE

- He’s always finding excuses to stay in the room while the Ruler is entertaining guests and shooting icy glares at the hopefuls who attempt to get too handsy with Royal

- Each time Royal refuses another of their shallow suitors or stands their ground in terms of their behaviour around them, he can’t mask his triumphant smile

Musical Number: Royal

- A pining song from Otabek to Royal. It starts of with his proud account of the good Royal is already doing for their nation and his worries for their well-being with all drama happening around them Each time in the chorus when he sings “Royal”, it becomes more and more obvious he’s reminding himself of their station because he knows he can’t be with them. The song ends with Otabek belting the chorus out of a window, unawares Royal is below and has heard everything. As soon as the music finishes, they are seen running up the stairs to meet him.

JJ 

- JJ is the classic trickster with a heart of gold. Although he’s a diligent prince when the time calls for it, he’s frequently seen fleeing from the castle to spend time with his people. 

- He makes frequent calls to the families of those who work for him, bringing fancy sweets from the castle whenever he can.

- But of course he likes to cause a little mischief when he’s out of the castle.

- He’s started up a little dueling league among the youth in his kingdom who want to learn swordplay. While he does use the opportunity to make the local population swoon and to show off, the participants actually do greatly improve.

- Royal hears of this league and since their parents refuse to let them learn swordplay they make up an excuse to visit JJ’s kingdom and join the league without their knowledge.

- ROYAL IS A QUICK STUDY - and not only are they quickly learning to keep up with JJ blow for blow, they are definitely beating him in their verbal duels 

- Let’s be real, JJ would definitely use swordplay as a flirting opportunity but he is getting his butt whooped in that department by Royal. At least he can still beat them in dueling (for now)

Musical Number: Beat That

- A conversation song sung by JJ and Royal as they duel and exchange flirtatious and competitive remarks. By the end of the song both of them are winded, more by being flustered than being tired. JJ manages to disarm Royal but instead of pinning them and finishing off the duel, he hands them back their sword and asks them if they’ll join him for dinner. 

Thanks so much for this message anon!! It really means a lot to me that you enjoy my writing and are so patient with me! I promise that I’ll take better care of myself as I start up again! 

I’M SO READY FOR THIS ASK!!! I’m sorry I needed to add bonus Phichit because of reasons but if you want to me to add your fav to this post please hit me up with an ask!

This ask will use female pronouns as requested (sorry I realized after I finished this that these asks are more pre-relationship sorry!! I’ll totally rewrite it if you don’t like it!)

Yuuri

- Yuuri is stuck at a fancy ball at which his parents have explicitly forbidden him from drinking at

- But there’s SO MANY PEOPLE

- After a fairly successful hour of socializing, Yuuri has honestly reached his socializing quota for the day and just wants to go home so he heads outside hoping to find his carriage waiting for him (no such luck)

- GUESS WHO’S IN THE SAME SITUATION - THE PRINCESS OF HIS NEIGHBOURING KINGDOM 

- Disney Movie Musical Number: I Won’t Tell If You Won’t

- Yuuri and Princess dance about the castle as they avoid interacting with people for the rest of the night and in their avoidance they go to increasingly ridiculously measures to hide and end the song giggling together. 

Viktor

- Viktor is the notoriously charming and upbeat prince of a neighboring nation 

- Princess is abroad in Viktor’s kingdom at his royal family’s summons. They hadn’t been informed of the reason for their meeting, so Princess decides to pop into the market before their scheduled meeting

- Cue Princess and Viktor meeting at the market (both in disguise) and Viktor shamelessly flirting with her after successfully helping her haggle down the price of an overpriced piece of fabric - what he hadn’t excepted was her to flirt back - and flirt back SO EFFECTIVELy

- However, both of them realize it’s time to go and make separate excuses to leave

- Although, they INSTANTLY recognize each other at the meeting 

- Her face falls as soon as she sees him sitting across the table - his smile from the market is gone. His kingdom’s finances are failing and they’ve summoned her family to request aid which they readily give

Disney Movie Musical number: We Met at the Market

- When Viktor starts to question whether he can really help the ailing people of his kingdom, Princess breaks into an upbeat musical number recalling their cheerful meeting at the market. She reminds him that what the kingdom needs now is his cheer and eventually they’re running down the market street dancing with the merchants and each other. 

Yurio

- So Yurio’s grandfather sends him on a mission to save a neighboring kingdom’s long-lost princess from the dragon that’s been terrorizing their land for the last decade.

- But when he shows up the princess and the dragon are just… the best of buds??? Dragon lets Princess sleep on his back???

- Like she was free to go but honestly ??? She just didn’t want to go? There’s so much cool stuff in this dragon hoard that he guards and sleeps on and now that Draggy and her are buds he’s asked her to help him organize all of it because honestly the current configuration has been giving him a back ache for the last century 

- Honestly that kind of lifestyle sounds really rad to Yurio? He finds love along the way

Disney Movie Musical number: How to Get a Dragon On Your Side in 10 Easy Steps

- Sung by Princess and the Dragon to Yurio about how they became friends a.k.a. all the crazy things Princess did to charm Dragon which Yurio clumsily tries to attempt throughout the song with increasing frustration. 

Phichit (Bonus Phichit because I love Phichit and fairies and please let me be self-indulgent) 

- There’s war brewing and Prince Phichit’s kingdom is seeking allies. Phichit is sent to speak with the fairy kingdom to ask for their allegiance.

- His kingdom and the fairies have maintained friendly relations and healthy trade for a long time, so Phichit is received readily.

- The fairies quickly agree to help, the kingdom they are at war with had a long history of not respecting fairy land

- MC is the Fairy Princess and general of their army and honestly ??? Phichit is so smitten so fast ??? Hooo boy

Disney Movie Musical number: Fairies Could Eat You Alive but We Generally Choose Not To (Until Now)

- Think I’ll Make a Man Out Of You except fairies and Phichit just becoming increasingly smitten with Princess throughout the song

!!!! I haven’t watched the new episode yet because I needed to catch up with friends! This ask is making me so excited to watch it! Should I be scared? At least I know Phichit is okay!

:0 I love this so much!!! I hope you don’t mind that I made some headcanons to flesh this out a bit! (Time for some Tolkienesk headcanons!)

Viktuuri

- Mortal! Yuuri helps run a local inn with his family in a remote town where they have trouble receiving outside goods. Therefore, he relies heavily upon growing his own food to serve to his guests. However, when Yuuri accidentally angers a sorcerer during his stay, the sorcerer curses the land

- Yuuri is sent on a perilous quest to find an enchanted shrub that when planted will restore the soil surrounding it and ensure a bounteous harvest

- Yuuri gets lost in Viktor’s enchanted forest and although Viktor doesn’t want trespassers on his lands as his relations with the surrounding nations have been unstable lately, he quickly can sense that Yuuri is operating under unselfish motives and doesn’t seek to harm his people.

- Viktor invites Yuuri to rest in his forest and offers him elvish wine and bread to fortify him for the journey ahead

- Viktor’s court come to meet the traveler, excited to hear about his journey so far

- Eventually as the wine passes around, the elves begin to sing

- Yuuri is completely speechless at first, Elvish song isn’t like anything he’s ever heard before (He can’t help noticing that Viktor’s voice rings more clearly than the others)

- With even more wine, Yuuri quickly loses his verbal filter and starts to join in

- HE IS AN OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE SINGER- EVEN BY HUMAN STANDARDS - BUT BOY IS HE REALLY GETTING INTO IT

- Elvish song is generally beautiful but the feeling behind it is calming and pleasant - when Yuuri sings it, it’s fuller somehow - more full of life - AND VIKTOR IS SMITTEN

- GUESS WHO’S COMING ALONG TO HELP FIND A MAGICAL SHRUB NOW

This scenario is so cute anon oh my gosh I squealed

- When Phichit is away he always makes sure to Skype call his S/O before he tucks in every night - he’s always slightly sleepy but he tries to keep his mouth clamped shut when he isn’t talking so that he won’t yawn in front of them (if they do they’ll tell him to go to bed and he can’t have that) and he tries so hard to stop his eyelids from dropping

- He just really wants to hear their voice but he can’t help that he’s tired plus the longer he Skypes them in bed the more he can imagine that he’s back home stroking their hair as they talk about their days before falling asleep in each other’s arms

- Would 100% percent press his hand to the screen and his S/O does the same so it’s a little like holding hands

- Asks to see his hamsters so that he can make sure they’re doing alright and so he can talk to them because it calms them down because they get antsy when he’s not there or more like Phichit is missing cuddles from both his S/O and his fluffy pals and seeing his S/O with his fluffy pals helps calm his nerves (his S/O is the only person he entrusts his babies to)

- Sends them a daily update of all the photos he takes so he can give them a play-by-play of each day 

- Before signing off for the night Phichit always reminds his S/O to watch him on TV because “I can always tell when my good luck charm is watching, even when they’re an ocean away!”

- When he’s saying goodbye he’ll kiss the webcam in order to kiss his S/O goodnight

Emil

- Depending on how his S/O feels about extreme sports - he’d like to send them snaps of the hills he’s about to go down or cliff he’s going to climb up when he’s away doing sports in the off-season

- If that scares them he always makes sure to send selfies of him in his safety gear and him after he’s done so that they know he’s safe!

- Gets a little shy sending cute selfies at first so when he takes pictures with the intention of adding stickers and stuff his blush is a little noticeable in the photo

- TRIES TO PULL THE CRISPINOS INTO GROUP SELFIES

- When his S/O is feeling down he’ll take funny selfies of him manically stroking his beard and arching his eyebrows because that always makes them laugh

- Although he will take selfies, he prefers to take photos of other things - particularly nature shots! Will often take photos of the sunset for his S/O because they’re never up to see it. 

Phichit (I’m sorry this one is so much longer - the Phichit streak needed to happen)

- Okay admittedly Phichit doesn’t fully streak because he knows little aspiring skaters follow his social media

- Phichit is definitely the guy to challenge his fans to reach a certain goal and he’ll do something for them. So when Phichit takes some promotional photos with some young skaters at his local rink trying to advertise for signing up for skating next year, he half-jokingly says “If this gets more than 100, 000 shares I’ll slide on the ice in my underwear”

- AND THEY REACH THE GOAL AND HE IS A MAN OF HIS WORD

- His S/O joins in because frankly he’s a little scared. They both giggle uncontrollably after the initial slide because after their bodies go numb suddenly they feel really ticklish? They start making snow angels and frankly it’s so cute???

- PHICHIT WILL USE EVERY AND ANY FILTER AND/OR STICKER - Will often blow a kiss in selfies and add hearts as if they’re floating from his lips

- PHICHIT KNOWS THE POWER OF HIS OWN SELFIES - will send selfies of when he’s handsomely ruffled in the early morning (ugh lay me to rest)

- Essentially snaps the entirety of his competition for his S/O when he isn’t warming up because it’s soothing (including all the backstage drama)

- When his S/O sends selfie snaps to him he often will reply with snaps of him just laying on the ground with the caption “You’re a knock-out!”

Of course! I should specify that I do take asks for ships

Viktuuri

- Breakfast in bed!!! Viktor loves to make Yuuri breakfast in bed and then they enjoy a meal together in bed!

- When Viktor and Yuuri decide to get their own place they decide to adopt a puppy together (Makkachin loves the pup and they often sleep together - Makkachin also has to protect lil’ pup from the rumble monsters thunder)

- There’s many a selfie of Viktor wearing Yuuri’s glasses

- If Viktor ever decided to grow his hair out again, one of Yuuri’s favourite activities would be to brush it for him (so calming??? so soft???) 

- VIKTOR WOULD SHOW OFF HIS WEDDING PHOTOS TO ANY PERSON WILLING TO SIT IN THEIR HOUSE FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES

- P E T N A M E S - A L L O F T H E M

- Viktor still regularly buys Yuuri flowers

Hey anon! NSFW for me doesn’t include angst or sad stuff - expect I’m not comfortable writing violence, drug use, character death, or anything involving the Yandere trope! Thanks so much for asking this anon and respecting my boundaries!!