not me driving away followers with my dumb opinions on stuff they don't give a shit about and they didn't ask for
every once in a while I stumble across something on the internet from long ago that I wish I hadn’t accidentally discovered
"Good morning, Jack. How was your night?", Vardges Petrosyan (translated by metamorphesque)
Lucas Samaras (Greek/American, 1936-2024), Photo-transformation 9/19/73, 1973. Polaroid SX-70, image 8 x 7.8 cm.; sheet 10.8 x 8.8 cm.
Kurt Jackson (British, 1961), Hazy Sunlight, Albania, 1998. Watercolour on paper, 27 x 27.5 cm.
Pupdate: where to start where to start??? Have been very busy. Tried many new things. Like banana! Do not like banana. Do like broccoli! Did not like seeing snow shovel for first time. Did not care about hearing tornado sirens for first time and mom said "shut UP it is 7 in the morning, come back later, tornado" because mom "has lived in tornado alley for 87.5% of her life and this shit gets old real quick." Do not know what that means but was not worried when we were out walking and sirens went off again. Mom said "we don't worry about it until we can hear the tornado" and also "hurry up and poop, Heron, I do have some sense of self preservation, unlike you." Rude. Kept my own tornado watch. Nothing happened, yay!
Got to have Snek Time for first time in awhile! Snek Time is best time but can't happen often because "SOMEONE gets too excited" (it's mom) and "I don't have infinite snek replacement money, Heron, stop trying to eat it." That's why Snek Time is special though - never know when it will happen!
Holiday called "St. Patrick's Day" happened. Mom said she was still too tired from covid and just old in general to go to the parade in a place called Dogtown (!!!) and that St. Patrick was probably an awful man but he is also the patron saint of engineers (whatever those are) and she is one of them (engineers are moms of other doggies?) so I still got dressed up. Plus "you look so damn cute in that bandana." Bandana got almost immediately pulled off by friend Luna in dog park but that's okay. Puppies gotta play. Especially on all available surfaces in home if possible, especially on mom's bed or on the couch, two inches away from her face.
We went to Grandpaw's house! Love Grandpaw and begging for salmon. Mom said "be gentle with Grandpaw because he had both hips replaced and is bionic and wobbly now." Don't know what hips are. Used to be called wobbly and Wobbles too but am big boy now and better at using my feets. Got to sniff Grandpaw's backyard and try to eat all of his plants (fun!) and also saw TV up close for first time (terrifying!!). Only almost took Grandpaw out twice but was otherwise good boy who also licked up all crumbs on kitchen floor for Grandpaw.
Hard work being so cute and floofy, but someone must do it. Am the Baron Heron Falkor and shall not rest in my duties. Mom says have a lot of sass for someone who doesn't pay the bills, but do not know what bills are and do not care. Am providing vital services.
Kisses and paw smacks, Heron
Looked over to the kitchen to find my husband eating a whole pork steak with his bare hands over the sink
you can recognize yourself through the fictional character. but watch out
Do You Ever Really Leave Your Hometown?
The sun is out