Neither of them got any sleep that night...

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Eeveelution fusions

Some unused eeveelution types

Some fall pokemon

Pokemon fusions

Pokemon fusions

Logan:

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

You are a genius and I’m using this

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

This is the kind of behavior you use on little kids, which I find both hilarious, disturbing and very telling of how little we expect men to GROW THE FUCK UP

HEY IF YOURE GONNA FOLLOW ME YOU GOTTA STOP BEING A TERF GENDER IS MADE UP AND TRANS WOMEN CAN BE LESBIANS

DISCARD THE SHACKLES OF GENDER ROLES MY SISTERS AND JOIN US IN GLORIOUS GENDER ANARCHY WHERE THE ONLY THING THAT DEFINES YOU IS YOURSELF

*Scribbles down campaign ideas*

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

“A baby fox showed up to say hi at my grandmother’s house“

Taken from r/aww

It has a friend! 😲

@kgl-redacted

To quote Jesus when asked about whether attractive women could be to blame for adultery: “If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out”.

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

shes almost here

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

Y’all better behave, you have two months

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

I’m so glad tony & grinch’s daughter is thriving

did you just refer to a cursed tumblr fossil

Yes

A tiny winged reindeer ✨ Poseable doll, made of polymer clay and faux fur ✨

On Ebay auction now

These are so cute, I want 10

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

Lol doubt it

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

What the hell, I’ll try it

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

I wants a doot doot

hoooowwww does this work??!

This is a lieeeee

I want a doot doot

I wonder

Hmm… Sometimes i just get amaze by tumblr

I want a doot doot too

doot doot my ass will ya

update: ,,,,two ppl doot dooted me

im scared

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’ve never gotten an ask before and I want to see if this works…

I wanna see if this works

At the rate I’m going a doot doot is just the thing I need

Pls

It’s still going

There’s two million notes and I just… I gotta know sorry

Hmm

Ehhhh… I don’t know guys. I don’t know.

I kinda want a Doot Doot

is this true

i want to be entertained

I want a one

Give me the doot doot

Doot doot please

doot doot?

I received a doot doot 😊

May I have a doot doot?

Work your magic, oh god of doot doot.

I want one!!

I’m here for the doot doot

I want a doot doot

istg if I don’t get a doot doot

I don’t think i will get one bro. Its over 2 million now

BRO

does  it still work????

It doessssssss

 I KNOWWWWWW IT MADE MY DAYYYYY

I want the Doota

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