i made the world’s FIRST and ONLY quiz that tells you which pride and prejudice character you are. my genius is truly unparalleled 

a very sexy thing:

when the subtitles tells you the name of the song that’s playing 

Everybody just pretend to be normal.

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE 2006, dir. Jonathan Dayton & Valerie Faris

Are they SURE they meant to write the word “ruined” instead of “liberated film from the stranglehold of?” Maybe their hand slipped??????????????????

Oh some of you missed it, okay, so this movie was set to hit theaters exactly when all theaters were shut down for the quarantine and rather than delay it they took a chance at releasing it direct to home streaming from day one, the first time a major studio has ever done so, and yeah the numbers can be chalked up heavily to families stuck at home with nothing to do but they still weren’t expecting it to make 100 million dollars in just a couple weeks, especially not when the whole family just has to pay for it once instead of a bunch of tickets. It was such a STAGGERING success that it opened up discussion over whether movies actually need theaters anymore, whether the profits are only being held back by how much time, energy and money it takes for consumers to arrange a whole trip out to see a new release, and pretty much the only real conclusion being drawn is a resounding “yes, and that should have been patently obvious.” It had more studios rush to put things out for streaming and they continue to be making more money than they ever imagined, even factoring in all that collective cabin fever. It also has the Academy Awards changing their rules this year to include non-theatrical releases for the first time. Trolls World Tour might go down as one of the most important, most industry-shattering works in cinematic history, albeit not necessarily for its actual content (which is cute by the way, worth seeing).

Well damn!

castle // halsey

this is still such a good post

In a weird place between wanting quarantine to end because my mental health is absolutely spiraling, and hoping quarantine continues because I can’t imagine going back into functioning society again.

I’m glad I’m not the only one having this crisis.

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

Me: *starts returning to coping strategies I abandoned before quarantine*

My old hyperfixations:

#2020 mood

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

"OHH you're following me, oUUhhh I didn't know that!"

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you're having a stroke* thing when they stammer

the boat that rocked (2009)

films without faces: Maurice (1987, dir. James Ivory, cinematography by Pierre Lhomme)

I am so much happier now she’s dead.

Foxes have been after me for years. It’s like they have a pact or something.