he's such a romantic 🥰

Edie Falco as Carmela Soprano in The Sopranos (1999-2007)

"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

Happy lesbian friday

Brune by Kenyon Cox, 1888 (detail)

do it for her (amelia “mia” mignonette thermopolis renaldi, queen of genovia)

*princess

Any muscle uncomfortably tensed for too long will still ache even after it is at last relaxed. The sob that escapes my chest is a moth that has been slamming itself against the glass for 30 years trying to find a way out—not a hurt moth but a relief moth.

— Rachel Wiley, from "Misguided Little Unforgivable Hierarchies," Revenge Body

@pscentral event 02: comedy ↳ glee but it’s just the lines i quote daily

Men are gonna come along and wanna teach you things. Doesn’t make them any smarther. In most ways, they’re not, but it makes them feel bigger. They can show you how things are done. You just let them blow by, and you go on ahead, and do just what the hell you feel like. It takes a strong woman to stay by herself, in a world that people will settle for anything, just to say they have something. 

Sandra Oh on working with Jodie Comer at Variety Studio’s Actors on Actors

Not to be vague but not again please

Parker Posey as Jackie O in The House of Yes dir. Mark Waters

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

hold on lemme google something

ok yeah this is funny