MASTERLIST ☻

[*] indicate smut. Reader’s discretion advised.

after the au links, masterlist is in order from oldest to newest!

au masterlists:

other au’s n shit:

Anonymous asked:

remember when florence pugh and harry had cute behind the scenes pics of them being friends and what could’ve been if harry wasn’t a stupid hirny man……,,,.,,,,,

adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy

“being a hater makes you bitter” maybe it makes YOU bitter. but me?? I’m having the time of my gd life!!

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remember when we got that teaser clip of Harry inhaling Florence’s face in dwd and the internet went ballistic

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harryhandstan

scorndotexe

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

#are you sure tho??#are you 110% positive??

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daredevilussy

richardgrimes

I mean, sure, I'll check out a hot guy's ass, but that's normal.

#I don’t even go here but love this for yall!!

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cocoamoonmalfoy

fashion-runways

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#GOOPED AND GAGGED

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harryhandstan asked:

I just did one of those peel off face masks and I thought about the trend on TikTok of girls peeling them in front of their bfs and telling them it’s their “monthly shed” and I think alienrry would fully believe that and be SO concerned lol

LMFAO I raise you this and give you the other end of the spectrum where he barely has a reaction aside from, “I’ve actually been wondering if you were one of those.”

“One of what?”

“A shedder! There’s tons of species across the universe that shed their skin regularly, I just assumed you didn’t because I haven’t seen anything about it in anatomy books.”

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Anonymous asked:

hemmy 😭😭😭 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLmCguFg/

PLS 😭

the way she’d be screaming and clawing at the door 😭😭😭

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cocoamoonmalfoy

incognitopolls

If you have shared it with someone else or didn't finish the whole thing, select a "yes" option. Select the option that best describes your experience with cigarettes.

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ghostdata

#once with my cousin last summer in Spain #it was a spliff tho and it made me go nonverbal for 2 hours #hated it!!! made me so dizzy i almost died when I tried to walk!! will never do that again!!!

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atlafan

thefloralmenace

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

the-real-seebs

cats are so very unclear on what is wrong with us but they want to help

electricpentacle

Last time I had a really bad migraine my cat curled herself round my head and purred sympathetically, and actually stayed there through two of her normal mealtimes. It wasn't until I was able to stagger to the kitchen and grab a protein bar for myself that she gave a very small, polite miaow to the effect of "while you're up... could you get something for me too?"

#oh :(

adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy

ppl who walk in 30 minutes before closing and anything below that are going straight to the deepest pit of hell

#idc that we close in half an hour we’re closed NOW get tf out of here

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harryhandstan

yanquihash

list of influential women:

my mutuals

#real!!!!!

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fang gang playing Uno turns into a literal fist fight when everyone silently teams up and hits vampy with +20 and he jumps Niall bc he knows it was his idea

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the gag is it was actually bb’s idea and the look of betrayal he gives her when he finds out is priceless

#she confesses to it just as he’s about to pummel Niall and Niall laughs so hard he starts wheezing

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fang gang playing Uno turns into a literal fist fight when everyone silently teams up and hits vampy with +20 and he jumps Niall bc he knows it was his idea

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Anonymous asked:

DREA ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! #24

YAYYYY