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college is not fun or better than high school everyone is lying like ya u go to mad parties but when u in the middle of taking shots you’ll remember that online quiz that was due 5 minutes ago and then just sit there and stare at the ground the rest of the night

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what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge

IT HAS BEEN SAID

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Portuguese Mêmes

(or: i have no idea what i’m doing or why this is in english)

ó evaristo, tens cá disto?
ambrósio? …sim, senhora? apetece-me algo….
that mime ad from tmn
apita o comboio
o neco
‘aproveite para fazer um chichizinho, que voltamos já já de seguida!’
macaco adriano
actually, big show sic in general. all of it.
goucha’s moustache
‘this is the year we’ll finally win x’
that time everyone became obsessed with northern accents bc of fernando rocha
‘o medo é uma coisa que a mim não me assiste’
tan-tan-tan-tan!-tantan, tan-tan-tan-tan!-tantan, ERA uma vEZ os trêêêsssss, os famosos mos-cão-tei-ros
jamais! jamais!
pin-go do-ce, ve-nha cá!
euro 2004
ai costa! a vida, costa!….
afinal, havia outraaaaa, e eu sem nada saberrrrr, sorrriiiiaaaaaaa
estar vivo é o contrário de estar morto
eu já fui feliz no alentejo/no algarve/em marco de canavezes
quim barreiros double entendre songs
falas com o cavalo? sim. e o que é que ele diz? ele diz yehiiiiiiiiiiii.
floribela
soltem a parede!
salchicha
the talking donkey from that tvi reality show
afinal quem matou o António?
that long-ass montage with a catchy song that sic aired every morning