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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

TFW you're just a cranky little guy!!!!

Fingers for scale:

Protect yourself during earthquakes!

If possible, DROP! COVER! HOLD ON!

Using cane, DROP! COVER! HOLD ON!

Using walker, LOCK! COVER! HOLD ON!

Using wheelchair LOCK! COVER! HOLD ON!

Oh, this is good! Very good! Must look into this organization more to see what else they might have.

Earthquake Country Alliance is fantastic! I use this image all the time in my classes as an example of efficacy and accessibility in disaster info. They helped create the Great Shakeout drill as well!

you ever see a poll and just Know that a character lost purely because their source material is less well known than the winning character's

there'll be polls that are like "bipolar swag bracket round 1: PIKACHU from POKEMON vs SQUIMBUS from SOME MANGA FROM 2003 THAT ONLY SOLD 40 COPIES"

and you'll look in the comments and it's all "vote squimbus!" and *8 paragraph essay about how squimbus canonically has bipolar* and "#squimbus sweep!" and "squimbus my beloved" and *personal story about how squimbus inspired them to get help for their bipolar disorder*

and the only comment referencing pikachu is like "i have no clue who squimbus is but i like pikachu"

so you decide "yeah sure i'll vote for squimbus why not" and you see the results and it's like

pikachu: 93%

squimbus: 7%

me analyzing tom’s behavior: well if you look at this here you can see he is insane. and if you look at this you will see that he is nuts. and if you look at this you will undoubtedly find that he is off his gourd. and if y

me analyzing greg’s behavior: here is a detailed diagram i’ve drawn up of the hirsch family tree. today we will be covering the first 6 years of his life and why i think he is incapable of love

nature is beautiful……..

Pls reblog if u vote :)

vote fundy cringefail

*through gritted teeth* it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be-

Good straight ships are ones that could plan a heist together without issue. Whether or not the heist is successful is irrelevant. In fact it’s much more entertaining if it fails because they’re both more idiotic than they look.

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

just a reminder that “being gay isn’t a personality trait” is just an evolved form of “i don’t care if you’re gay i just don’t want to see it”. no gay man thinks it’s their only personality trait, no lesbian thinks it’s their only personality trait, no trans person thinks it’s their only personality trait. you’re just annoyed by someone embracing a large part of themselves and being comfortable in their body and in a community of people like them.

ok i’m going to make a more in depth response to this bc it unexpectedly blew up but i’m seeing a lot of responses and tags about babygays and i need y’all to understand something real quick. y’all need to realize that babygays being obnoxious is literally not harming anybody and we all know it’s a phase they’ll eventually grow out of; it’s really not that deep i promise you. cishet boys and girls can go through phases in their pre and early teens of being “boy/girl crazy” or being obsessed with performing their gender the way they want but when lgbt kids do it then or even a little bit later y’all suddenly have a problem with it. these are just kids, don’t come at them with your own internalized phobias.

Sure it’s not like there’s like a bagillion other multilayered types of human relationships that could make a person act in a certain way, right

Y'all really gave Duke a hard time lmao

Drew the results of the poll I did

(ID Image One: A screenshot of a poll titled " Stack the bats, higher votes the higher in the stack they will be 📚🥞". Damian is winning at 22%; Jason is at 19%; Tim, Dick, and Cass are at 15%; Duke is at 8%, and Bruce is at 6%. -ID End)

(ID Image Two: An illustration of batfam stacked on one another. On the top Robin(Damian) is shoved by Red Hood, Redhood is below him being held in a laying down position, below him Nightwing holds him up looking mildly unhappy. Black bat stand to his left holding on to him to balance with him on The Signal's shoulders, to Nightwing's right Robin(Tim) also holds onto him for balance standing on The Signal's shoulder as well, he looks mildly concerned down at him. The signal stands on one knee struggling somewhat to hold them all up. Signal is on top of Batman who lays prone, a his soul leaving his body below the weight -ID End)

Reddit just discovered color theory

sorry we verified your boyfriend. yeah he's at the end of a long line of checkmarks. he might be partially obscured by them. it was pretty expensive yeah... sorry

🧍‍♂️<- here he is